Ah, memories.

[no_tannenbaum]

When someone climbs in my bed to wake me, I normally expect them to be better looking, less hairy, have better morning breath, and be married to me.

And, from the looks of it, be female, as well.

I hope the mess hall serves strong tea. There's a rather foul taste I'm going to need to get out of my mouth. Immediately.

By the way, good morning.

Comments

[ill_fllay_you]

...

[ill_fllay_you]

You know...

[no_tannenbaum]

...Yes?

[ill_fllay_you]

The... the big one.

[no_tannenbaum]

...I no longer turn into a woman, if that is what you mean.

[ill_fllay_you]

No, not that! I'm talking about that-that growth!

[no_tannenbaum]

Oh.

The flower has been gone for quite some time, but... but the underlying problem is... yes. That is it.

[ill_fllay_you]

What if it happens again?

[no_tannenbaum]

Then it happens again.

[ill_fllay_you]

...

[no_tannenbaum]

There is no point worrying about what may be.

[ill_fllay_you]

You dummy.

[no_tannenbaum]

*have a hand on your shoulder!*

Maybe I am.

[ill_fllay_you]

Maybe?

[no_tannenbaum]

Maybe.

[ill_fllay_you]

It's more than maybe.