Ah, memories.

[no_tannenbaum]

When someone climbs in my bed to wake me, I normally expect them to be better looking, less hairy, have better morning breath, and be married to me.

And, from the looks of it, be female, as well.

I hope the mess hall serves strong tea. There's a rather foul taste I'm going to need to get out of my mouth. Immediately.

By the way, good morning.