Ah, memories.

[no_tannenbaum]

When someone climbs in my bed to wake me, I normally expect them to be better looking, less hairy, have better morning breath, and be married to me.

And, from the looks of it, be female, as well.

I hope the mess hall serves strong tea. There's a rather foul taste I'm going to need to get out of my mouth. Immediately.

By the way, good morning.

Comments

[thearratik]

The hospital has excellent coffee.

[no_tannenbaum]

Ah, I'm afraid I do not handle coffee well. But thank you for the suggestion.

[thearratik]

Are you new here?

[no_tannenbaum]

Not exactly.

[all_except_one]

I thought wives looked like that in the morning too?

[no_tannenbaum]

*snrkleffffft*

[all_except_one]

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[no_tannenbaum]

*SO trying to contain his laughter*

[number1idol]

Please tell me the taste is--

[number1idol]

. . .

[number1idol]

Boyan?

[no_tannenbaum]

[ill_fllay_you]

...

[no_tannenbaum]

Ah! Good morning.

[ill_fllay_you]

Hello.

[no_tannenbaum]

Have you been well, Fllay?

[pity_da_fuu]

Ick.

[no_tannenbaum]

My thoughts exactly.

[pity_da_fuu]

You really should keep those sorts of things to yourself.

[no_tannenbaum]

Indeed, I probably should have. I apologize.