Ah, memories.

[no_tannenbaum]

When someone climbs in my bed to wake me, I normally expect them to be better looking, less hairy, have better morning breath, and be married to me.

And, from the looks of it, be female, as well.

I hope the mess hall serves strong tea. There's a rather foul taste I'm going to need to get out of my mouth. Immediately.

By the way, good morning.

Comments

[pity_da_fuu]

Ick.

[no_tannenbaum]

My thoughts exactly.

[pity_da_fuu]

You really should keep those sorts of things to yourself.

[no_tannenbaum]

Indeed, I probably should have. I apologize.

[pity_da_fuu]

...I guess if you're going to be polite like that, then I can forgive you!

[no_tannenbaum]

*bows!* I greatly appreciate your forgiveness.

By the way, I am Lu Xun, styled Boyan. I do not believe we've met.

[pity_da_fuu]

I'm Fuu! I mean, I haven't been here too long, I guess, so maybe that's why we haven't met. I haven't been getting around much.

[no_tannenbaum]

I only returned two nights ago, myself.

[pity_da_fuu]

Returned?

[no_tannenbaum]

*nod* I first arrived over a year ago, and I left some time ago.

[pity_da_fuu]

So you know where the exit is?

[no_tannenbaum]

Not precisely.

[pity_da_fuu]

But you just said...

[no_tannenbaum]

I do not have the technical knowledge nor the expertise to reproduce the circumstances under which I was able to escape.

[pity_da_fuu]

Oh.

[no_tannenbaum]

Mmm, indeed.