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[bombdibandit]

*terrified screaming goes here*

Comments

[calicious]

Christ, shut up, some of us are trying to sleep.

[bombdibandit]

Too bad, it's past noon.

[calicious]

Some of us need more beauty sleep than others.

[bombdibandit]

Unless you look like an ogre if you don't get your ten hours, I don't think you're one of them.

[just_wes]

Do you need help?

[bombdibandit]

Ooh, a live one! You even said the line! Not bad, not bad.

[just_wes]

A what? Which line?

Is this a sort of test?

[bombdibandit]

The "Do you need help" line. I mean, the execution was boring. You should spice it up! Something like "Fear not, fair maiden" yadda yadda. The bad dialog is really key. But I'm sure you can practice that.

[zero_pilot]

...

[bombdibandit]

Hmm... no opening line, no weapon out, the stoic glare isn't bad but not good enough to scare off a threatening dragon or something. I'll give you fourty points.

[zero_pilot]

*has his gun discretely in hand and ignoring your comment as he scans area*

What is it?

[bombdibandit]

*DID IT COME FROM YOUR SPANDEX*

Just a drill soldier, you can stand down now.

[vegan_megan]

You'd better be in mortal danger.

[bombdibandit]

Another one? No wonder the response time here is lacking, no one gets up at a decent hour anymore.

[vegan_megan]

I get up at six to seven every damn day, I call that decent.

I see you got all your limbs still intact. Why did you scream like if they were torn off you one by one then?

[bombdibandit]

Pretty impressive, huh? I should take up acting.

[cock_my_gun]

*iz there!*

[bombdibandit]

Eighth place! You're gonna have to try harder next time.

[cock_my_gun]

...what? This a drill or somethin'?

[bombdibandit]

Or something! I wanted to see how fast the local heroes were.