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[bombdibandit]

*terrified screaming goes here*

Comments

[just_wes]

Do you need help?

[bombdibandit]

Ooh, a live one! You even said the line! Not bad, not bad.

[just_wes]

A what? Which line?

Is this a sort of test?

[bombdibandit]

The "Do you need help" line. I mean, the execution was boring. You should spice it up! Something like "Fear not, fair maiden" yadda yadda. The bad dialog is really key. But I'm sure you can practice that.

[just_wes]

It's not very effective to test people like that. Should you be in real danger, it's likely nobody will come to your aid again.

[bombdibandit]

Naah, first of all. I'm rarely in real danger. Second of all, there are always the types who will show up no matter how many times you fool them. Plus! This is a service! Now they know where their weaknesses are and how to improve.

[just_wes]

First of all, this place is very, very dangerous at times. Second of all, it is very low to rely on people like that. Third of all, I don't appreciate this service and I'm very sure, the others won't either.