PSA (POKEMON SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT)
Or maybe it's public. Or probable. ANYWAY
Good evenin' people of Camp You Die! My name's Ash Ketchum, Pokemon Trainer! Haven't met a bunch of you before, so come say hi! In the meantime, he's some quick stuff!
1- If you see some kinda animal or sentient plant walkin' around that's not tryin' to kill you, it's probably a Pokemon! Unless it's a big one and wants to eat you. Anyway, they're from my world! You catch 'em, train 'em, and BATTLE 'EM. Or just be their friends, whichever! They're really fun, and if anyone everyone wants a battle just call me out! I'll kick your butt!
2- PIKACHU IS NOT A HAMSTER
3- ...uh. I forgot what three was. Look though, I can make a chicken head emoticon! 3o> Cool, huh?
4- Yeah, I'm the 'cow kid' that makes milk. And cheese. And pie. And sometimes wedding cakes but not a lot cuz uh...that hurts. A whole bunch. I know it's really weird, and trust me, guys don't turn into cows and make stuff back where I'm from either! BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT! My stuff is totally safe and I'd appreciate it if people would stop warnin' other people about me! How'd you like it if I told people that you had udders, HUH? So there.
Aaand, that's about it! Welcome to camp, folks!
Good evenin' people of Camp You Die! My name's Ash Ketchum, Pokemon Trainer! Haven't met a bunch of you before, so come say hi! In the meantime, he's some quick stuff!
1- If you see some kinda animal or sentient plant walkin' around that's not tryin' to kill you, it's probably a Pokemon! Unless it's a big one and wants to eat you. Anyway, they're from my world! You catch 'em, train 'em, and BATTLE 'EM. Or just be their friends, whichever! They're really fun, and if anyone everyone wants a battle just call me out! I'll kick your butt!
2- PIKACHU IS NOT A HAMSTER
3- ...uh. I forgot what three was. Look though, I can make a chicken head emoticon! 3o> Cool, huh?
4- Yeah, I'm the 'cow kid' that makes milk. And cheese. And pie. And sometimes wedding cakes but not a lot cuz uh...that hurts. A whole bunch. I know it's really weird, and trust me, guys don't turn into cows and make stuff back where I'm from either! BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT! My stuff is totally safe and I'd appreciate it if people would stop warnin' other people about me! How'd you like it if I told people that you had udders, HUH? So there.
Aaand, that's about it! Welcome to camp, folks!