PSA (POKEMON SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT)

[master_of_mon]

Or maybe it's public. Or probable. ANYWAY

Good evenin' people of Camp You Die! My name's Ash Ketchum, Pokemon Trainer! Haven't met a bunch of you before, so come say hi! In the meantime, he's some quick stuff!

1- If you see some kinda animal or sentient plant walkin' around that's not tryin' to kill you, it's probably a Pokemon! Unless it's a big

Comments

[canned_al]

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[master_of_mon]

Hi Al!

[canned_al]

Hi, Ash.

[master_of_mon]

Sooooo you still mad at me?

[calicious]

I'm curious. Do you squeeze whole pies out of your udders, or do just the raw ingredients come out?

[master_of_mon]

Whole pies! But it's more like a pop instead of a squeeze! I can go by the slice too.

[calicious]

Fascinating. Does it come out slimy or ready to eat?

[master_of_mon]

Yuuuuck. I wouldn't give it to anyone if it was like that! It comes out like a normal baked pie!

[_overshadowed_]

...Ash the warnings are for good reason.

[master_of_mon]

THERE'S NO REASON FOR PEOPLE TO SAY DON'T DRINK MY MILK

[_overshadowed_]

Your milk is icky in concept.

[master_of_mon]

And gettin' milk from a regular cow is that much better?

[sosdanchou]

It's a rat!

[pikapi_pikachu]

It's a mouse!

[sosdanchou]

It's too big to be a mouse.

[master_of_mon]

It's a Pokemon mouse! Big difference. The rats back home are bigger than it!

[the_wildcat]

Look I can do the cow thing too and even I say it's freaky as hell.

[master_of_mon]

It's not freaky!

[the_wildcat]

IT IS SO! How do you get CAKE, man? I'm afraid to try!

[master_of_mon]

IS NOT and how the heck should I know? It just pops out!