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[sisterskeeper]

To all the new arrivals, welcome to Hell. It's otherwise known as Camp Fuck You Die, but I've never been sure just where the comma should go in that phrase. It changes the meaning, depending on where it goes, however I suspect that it goes after 'you' from the sheer amount of times that people have come into the hospital critical injured or dead

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[beenwithamazon]

I second the not trying to kill you. Or me. Preferably anyone.

River's missing?

[sisterskeeper]

You'd be surprised how many people want to. I didn't think my personality was that inciteful for violence. Well, there was the time where the Captain punched me. But that invovled extenuating circumstances.

No - yes - why does my sister want to play hide and seek?

[beenwithamazon]

Yeah, I'm thinking maybe they're just homicidal.

Because it's a fun and joy-inspiring game?

[sisterskeeper]

Yes, that they are. It does, however, make it unfortunate when you're trying to treat them for injuries that others have inflicted upon you and they try and kill you as well. Very depressing.

It's camp. It will end with decapitations all around.

[hascoldhands]

I'm araid not, doctor.

... Actually, I barely see her around....

[sisterskeeper]

That's ... odd. She's normally somewhere around me while I'm in the hospital.

[hascoldhands]

Perhaps she's an adept of stealth?

[sisterskeeper]

I've just ... never had a problem finding her. Well, when she's not deliberately hiding from me.

[artist_of_anger]

... Just unhappy?

[sisterskeeper]

Well, River would probably have killed them in messily violent ways by the time I realised that I had died.

[artist_of_anger]

And then, they'd come back. Again. And again. Makes you wonder how long retalition's going to prevent people from killing.

[sisterskeeper]

About three days after the moogles arrived, I suspect. Also, not everyone uses the moogles - I, for example, don't.

[youllgoblind]

I'll make sure not to kill you, Simon! ...You've got a cane?

[sisterskeeper]

I do. It's because I don't have a right leg. Or rather, I do, but it's made from automail.

[youllgoblind]

Huh? Like...email, but for cars? Except instead of cars, for legs?

[sisterskeeper]

...what?

[say_thee_nay]

A noble speech, good doctor, and one much appreciated, but... ah... Mayhaps thy tenure in this encampment hath already been o'erlong. Wert thou frequently in the habit of misplacing large bodies of water ere thine advent here?

[mother_issues]

That's his sister's name. How are you, Thor?

[say_thee_nay]

His sister...?

... oh.

Ah... Somewhat chagrined at the nonce, Chloe. And thou?

[mother_issues]

It's okay, this place takes some getting used to. I'm doing pretty well.