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[sisterskeeper]

To all the new arrivals, welcome to Hell. It's otherwise known as Camp Fuck You Die, but I've never been sure just where the comma should go in that phrase. It changes the meaning, depending on where it goes, however I suspect that it goes after 'you' from the sheer amount of times that people have come into the hospital critical injured or dead

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[beenwithamazon]

I second the not trying to kill you. Or me. Preferably anyone.

River's missing?

[sisterskeeper]

You'd be surprised how many people want to. I didn't think my personality was that inciteful for violence. Well, there was the time where the Captain punched me. But that invovled extenuating circumstances.

No - yes - why does my sister want to play hide and seek?

[beenwithamazon]

Yeah, I'm thinking maybe they're just homicidal.

Because it's a fun and joy-inspiring game?

[sisterskeeper]

Yes, that they are. It does, however, make it unfortunate when you're trying to treat them for injuries that others have inflicted upon you and they try and kill you as well. Very depressing.

It's camp. It will end with decapitations all around.

[beenwithamazon]

People seriously tried to kill you while you were doctoring them?

No it- well. Probably. But it's okay to decapitate the walking dead. And I'm going to bet River's good at that.

[sisterskeeper]

They really have. It makes my life interesting and exciting. Or just painful. Possibly both.

She's very, very good at it. It's almost poetry in motion, watching her do it.

[beenwithamazon]

I may be speechless. At a loss for words. Isn't that kind of... counterproductive?

Very bloody poetry.

[sisterskeeper]

Yes, yes it is. This is because some people at camp are stupid. More stupid than Jayne, who at least never attacked me while on the table.

Oh, there's no blood. Blood requires that the heart beat and their hearts suffer from extreme necrosis.

[beenwithamazon]

...I thought that was because you doped him. A lot.

Oh, oh of course. Has anyone told you you're disturbingly matter of fact?

[sisterskeeper]

Yes, I did. It was a wonderful day.

I've been here four months, Wash. It's also not the first time I've suffered culture shock.

[beenwithamazon]

We were all very grateful.

No, I guess you've had a generous helping of that already, haven't you?

[sisterskeeper]

I could do it again? I wouldn't mind.

Less zombies, more Reavers, but it's essentially the same thing. You pick yourself up, keep moving and hope that you're not about to fall on your face.

[beenwithamazon]

We should probably wait until he does something threatening and stupid. Oh, wait.

Which would just be life, everywhere. Yet necrotic-but-beating hearts and the Captain turning into a teenager still surprise me. Shock me, even.

[sisterskeeper]

He's in charge of supervising a female cabin. Why someone thought this was a good idea, I really have no clue. The Director sometimes shows a depressing lack of insight - or too much.

River and I turn into children with depressing regularity. The reason why I'm using a cane is because a horde of zombies were trying to sacrifice me to their deity and they started to eat it. You become desensitised to the whole experience after a while.

[beenwithamazon]

No, no, no. That's a bad idea. Didn't anybody point out that was a bad idea?

To having your leg eaten?

[sisterskeeper]

Repeatedly. But, considering that they have someone there that Zoe would possibly admire, I don't think he's had an opportunity to do anything. Although I can't say that the gun fetish has improved.

...okay, so I'm not entirely desensitised to that. It hurt!