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To all the new arrivals, welcome to Hell. It's otherwise known as Camp Fuck You Die, but I've never been sure just where the comma should go in that phrase. It changes the meaning, depending on where it goes, however I suspect that it goes after 'you' from the sheer amount of times that people have come into the hospital critical injured or dead.
I'm Doctor Simon Tam - trauma surgeon, I've been here four months, I'm from five hundred years into the future and no, you cannot take the cane. Before you've been here too long, you'll realise that camp's current interest is for me to swap bodies with someone else, so if you see a woman claiming to be Simon Tam, it's still me. I'd also appreciate it if people didn't try and kill me, as it makes me very unhappy.
Also, has anyone seen River?
I'm Doctor Simon Tam - trauma surgeon, I've been here four months, I'm from five hundred years into the future and no, you cannot take the cane. Before you've been here too long, you'll realise that camp's current interest is for me to swap bodies with someone else, so if you see a woman claiming to be Simon Tam, it's still me. I'd also appreciate it if people didn't try and kill me, as it makes me very unhappy.
Also, has anyone seen River?