(no subject)
Why haven't you children found the killer yet? I bring together the greatest young minds and all you brats can do is cry, question sexuality, and ponder feminine hygiene.
Have I not pressed upon you the darkness of the situation? Work harder, children. First person to bring forth strong evidence earns a clean mattress.
- Camp Director
Have I not pressed upon you the darkness of the situation? Work harder, children. First person to bring forth strong evidence earns a clean mattress.
- Camp Director