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[fuckyoucamp]

Why haven't you children found the killer yet? I bring together the greatest young minds and all you brats can do is cry, question sexuality, and ponder feminine hygiene.

Have I not pressed upon you the darkness of the situation? Work harder, children. First person to bring forth strong evidence earns a clean mattress.

- Camp Director

Comments

[ningen_demonai]

... You have to be smart to join? Crap... -.-*

[shinnanigans]

"Greatest young minds"? You've made a mistake with me. Can I go home?

Also, have you considered that maybe the horny killer gorillas or zombies or crocodiles may have killed your fiance?

[fuckyoucamp]

You, along with every other being here, brilliant or no, are a suspect.

My beloved never visited my labs, actually. He found them distasteful.

[shinnanigans]

Holy crap, you're a girl or a gay guy? Can I touch your boobies?

[_mr_sandman]

Shinn did it.

[ichigoyouidiot]

Will it resist zombie gut stains?

[fuckyoucamp]

That's what rubber sheets are for, girl.

[speakingisnot]

Dunno about answers to murder mysteries but I think the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything is still on the wall of the Art's and Craft's building if that helps.

[littledeadeyes]

Fourty-two?

[speakingisnot]

In bright red.

[littledeadeyes]

There's a towel taped next to it, I wonder why.

[littledeadeyes]

Have you ever considered that perhaps you're a zombie by night and you yourself are the one who killed your fiancé? I'M SO SORRY THAT WAS TERRIBLY DISRESPECTFUL *sobs and flees*

[_mr_sandman]

The Hyuuga is already beginning to lose it. Incredible. That must have broken Axl's some record.

[littledeadeyes]

*sits in the corner of her cabin poking her fingers together and drooling*

[evilsimon]

I love you, Hinata