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Doctor Ishida? I'm now aware of what Xenu is. And why the zombies keep following me. I'm not entirely sure who "Tom Cruise" is or why he would want to eat a placenta but the zombies seem to be - yes.
Does anyone have a spare shotgun I could borrow? Preferably before they make good their threats to kill me? I was doing so well in the "not having people try and kill me" area!
((OOC: Okay! So, if you've been following Simon's threads, he's been stalked for the last month by a horde of zombies. They're Scientologist zombies, displeased at the fact that Tom Cruise did not in fact eat the placenta of his child as he claimed he would do. Therefore, they are going to sacrifice Simon to Xenu. They're Scientologists, you want logic? The leader's named Hubbard! This is all taking place just outside Simon's office - room 213 in the hospital.))
Does anyone have a spare shotgun I could borrow? Preferably before they make good their threats to kill me? I was doing so well in the "not having people try and kill me" area!
((OOC: Okay! So, if you've been following Simon's threads, he's been stalked for the last month by a horde of zombies. They're Scientologist zombies, displeased at the fact that Tom Cruise did not in fact eat the placenta of his child as he claimed he would do. Therefore, they are going to sacrifice Simon to Xenu. They're Scientologists, you want logic? The leader's named Hubbard! This is all taking place just outside Simon's office - room 213 in the hospital.))