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[sisterskeeper]

Doctor Ishida? I'm now aware of what Xenu is. And why the zombies keep following me. I'm not entirely sure who "Tom Cruise" is or why he would want to eat a placenta but the zombies seem to be - yes.

Does anyone have a spare shotgun I could borrow? Preferably before they make good their threats to kill me? I was doing so well in the "not

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[aint_a_cherry]

Problem, doc?

[cuebattlemusic]

*have you ever seen a zombie sharpening their teeth? NOW YOU HAVE*

[aint_a_cherry]

Got some good oral hygiene goin' there, buddy.

[cuebattlemusic]

*and the Hubbard zombie sends off his least loyal zombie to attack Gene - YOU WILL NOT INTERFERE WITH OUR SACRED CEREMONIES!*

[doctorquincy]

. . . Simon-san?

[cuebattlemusic]

*and the zombies eye off Ryuuken and consider whether it's worth attacking him*

[doctorquincy]

[looks like he's debating with himself, then forms a bow and just starts shooting, picking them off one by one.]

[cuebattlemusic]

*ooooooh shiny...OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?*

[dont_go_smooth]

...

[cuebattlemusic]

*Oh, can I test the coat? Can I?

[dont_go_smooth]

[go ahead! cue wincing but no blood here]

The hell --

[whips out gun and shoots unhesitatingly]

[cuebattlemusic]

*aw, you're no fun, but damn do I like that jacket.*

[second_daddy]

Placenta? Is that some sort of commoner delicacy?

[sisterskeeper]

No, that's the afterbirth and what are you doing here?

[second_daddy]

... wondering what Tom Cruise is eating?

[sisterskeeper]

Get out of here!

[cuebattlemusic]

*And the zombies eye Fletcher off, mmmmmm, easy meat*

[doctorquincy]

Tringham-san, I think it would be best if you stepped back.