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Character: Tatewaki Kuno (http://www.furinkan.com/ranma/characters/tatewaki.html)
Series: Ranma 1/2
Canon: Tatewaki Kuno was the most powerful student at
Furinkan High...until Ranma Saotome came along. When
he’s not scheming to defeat the newcomer with sheer
brawn or trickery, Kuno’s obsessed with winning the
hearts of his two true loves- his rival’s girl-form
and Ranma’s fiancee, Akane Tendo.
Fond of reciting haiku while silhouetted against
blazing crimson sunsets, Kuno is also stubborn,
arrogant, and hopelessly clueless.
Two weeks ago, Ranma Saotome and that spatula-friend
of his were looking over a travel brochure.
“Super-Elite Training Camp! Gourmet Alternative
Cuisine! Enhance Your Fighting Abilities AND Your Sex
Appeal!” Neither one looked upset when I snatched the
book out of their hands; they simply weren’t the
high-quality applicants such a scintillating place
deserved.
So, this is Camp Fuck You Die.
Much to my surprise, many campers of the fairer
persuasion also reside here. Nothing that can match
the fiery beauty of my Akane Tendo or the Pig-Tailed
Girl, but maidens of various shapes, sizes, and
choices of apparel. Lovely tresses flowing free in the
summer wind, pink, green, yellow, brown tanned
luscious bodies flaunting what the gods have bestowed
on them heavenly women all for me, just me, a feminine
feast laid before my starving eyes oh YES!....
Ahhh...uhhh.....
But I digress.
Lake crocodiles, cower in fear! Heinous murderers,
dare not to show yourselves in the light! Minnow-level
swimmers, venture bravely into the bleak watery
depths; your dog-paddling shall not be in vain!
For I, Kendo Team Captain Tatewaki Kuno, the Eternal
Shooting Star of Furinkan High, have finally arrived.
Poll Vote!
Character: Sergeant Sousuke Sagara
Series: Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu
Canon: Sousuke has been charged with the duty of going
to high school to protect Kaname Chidori at all costs.
But he takes that ‘at all costs’ a bit too far. In
short, he likes to make things ‘splode. Well, he seems
to have a somewhat valid excuse for everything he
does…and the student council president always supports
him…but he does overreact. Despite his paranoia, he
always has a calm exterior. He’s pretty uncaring about
costing the school so much money in repairs ^^;...
Chidori-san has recommended me this vacation to relax,
but, no disrespect to her, this place is hardly
relaxing. The people here are, well, they’re invading
my personal space. In a very…painful way. They must
be terrorists... I’m very glad I brought so many
spare explosives... I knew I would need them.
According to my knowledge of playing video
games possibly dangerous enemies, these are not
people. They are ‘zombies’. I didn’t know they really
existed... the government has gone and lied again!
And the food here isn’t very good. Actually, I can’t
really say that, as I didn’t risk eating the food. It
was looking at me strangely. This does leave a problem
of eating. I have experience with this, but I was not
prepared to go hungry here...
I also cannot help but wonder what Chidori-san is
doing without me. Probably celebrating. I do
feel bad about leaving her. I should ask her to join
me! What a good idea! That way, I won’t have anything
to worry about, and we can share the pain joy
together.
Everyone keeps saying things about escaping… I can’t
imagine why…once you get used to the zombies and other
quirks, it’s somewhat nice here. But they do say
this camp turned all these guys gay what if I’m next
NOOOOOO!!
I’ll have to be very alert... oh, sorry if I didn’t
inform you about the mines I placed at all the
tactfully located places... if you’ve found one of them
lying around, then I apologize. Please don’t think too
badly of me.
Poll Vote!
Character: Shadow the Hedgehog
Series: Sonic the Hedgehog
Canon: Shadow is best described as Not Quite
Captain Angst. He's Sonic with more darkness and more
edge. Although labeling here Generic Badass wouldn't
be inaccurate, it'd also lose a bit more to Shadow's
personality: he cares about people! That's right! He
pride won't admit it, though.
I hate random Chaos Control.
I just used it, and BAM! Suddenly I'm trapped in this
strange place. Not only that, but I'm stuck in serious
mud. Mud. THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM DOES NOT GET STUCK IN
MUD!
I hop out and try to clean my shoes in vain. It's
raining. And apparently I see it's just adding onto a
serious flood. This doesn't look good.
I'm soaking wet, dirty, and THERE'S *MUD* ON MY
*SHOES*. Whoever is responsible for this will feel my
fury.
Undead humans? This place gets even stranger. The
zombies go down easy, but ughh... I've killed less
disgusting creatures. Not even that faker or that
fugly prototype made my stomach churn.
I picked up some washed up memo about this place.
Called Camp Fuck You Die. Nice name. Ought to tell
Eggman he needs to come here. I can only discern that
some person's fiancee was murdered, and that's
somewhat why the ugly creatures are here. Need to get
to the bottom of this so I can see Maria go home.
Poll Vote!
Character: Meer Campbell
Series: Mobile
Suit Gundam SEED Destiny.
Canon: Meer Campbell is a young singer hired by PLANT's Chairman Dullindal to impersonate Lacus Clyne (the pop idol who stopped a war and then disappeared) and restore order. Meer is fangirly, volatile, forward, and occasionally petty (rather different from the real Lacus). She has a fandom reputation for being something of a skank because... no one can figure out how her dress stays on, but she really only goes after Athrun Zala, her supposed fiancé. Meer (like Shinn, Athrun, and Heine) is a "Coordinator," a genetically enhanced human. "Naturals" are non-enhanced humans. Meer pretends to be Lacus in public, but (mostly) drops the act in private.
Hello, brave campers of Camp Fuck You Die! I'm Lacus Clyne! Thank you for your efforts so far to fight for peace and solve the mystery~!
... wait, where is everyone? Where are the roses? Where are the television cameras? Where are the adoring fans? What? I'm all alone in these woods?
Drat it all, I should have known something fishy was up when Mr. Manager told me to get into "some practical clothes" until Chairman Dullindal could figure out what was going on with the fake fake Lacus-sama and I could get back to saving the world one remix at a time. (I should have listened, too. It's impossible to get around the woods in this skirt, and a flock of toucans flew off with my shoes.)
What is this place? I see no stage, no lights, no hordes of sexually frustrated fanboys - no, wait, they're here, they're just not in uniform. Bother all. That makes him so much harder to tell apart from normal people. How am I supposed to find the perfect audience for a concert out here? I tried to just start singing, but the only ones who came to listen were rotting and trying to grope me (and to go beyond groping and start tearing my limbs off. That's not how you treat a lady!). Urgh! Is this the way all Naturals act? I mean, I have had fans take "inappropriate actions" before, but this is just ridiculous!
They. Slobbered. All. Over. My. Outfit.
Oooh, I knew I should have just stayed home rather than selflessly devoting myself to the cause of stalking Athrun world peace! Or become a freedom fighter like the real Lacus-sama! Or... or... anything that doesn't involve being attacked by these things because honestly they- they just ripped my skirt off!
That is it. I'll find a way to go berserker and kill every last one of them! I'll drag the pink ZAKU here and smash all these Natural creeps with the biggest gun in PLANT's armories! I'll hit the highest note in my range and kill off all the mosquitoes! I'll... I'll...!
I'll go find something else to wear. This white bathing suit really does nothing for my hips.
Poll Vote!
Character: Kaname Chidori
Series: Full Metal Panic
Canon: Living alone and going to school in Japan, Chidori have a poor
relationship with her father and sister who were living in the US and
a deceased mother who died under very mysterious circumstances. Nice
and helpful, she puts up a determined and cheerful front when she's
with other people, but she doesn't believe she's as strong as she
seems and often doubt her own abilities. Laughs when she's nervous or
caught doing something embarrassing before back pedalling like mad.
Aggresive, outspoken, and violent when provoked, her only problem in
life was keeping transfer student Sousuke Sagara from blowing up the
school and keeping her stress level down. That is until she was
kidnapped by a group of terrorists, was told she's a Whisperer,
someone with Black Technology in her head and they're going to extract
it even if it means killing her in the process. To make it short, she
was saved by the war freak Sousuke who's actually a soldier in a
military organization called Mithril and can now list pi to the
hundredth decimal point if she choose.
(private)
Where am I? Urg~ My head hurts.
...
...
I better not have been kidnapped again.
(/private)
Woke up in what looks like a cabin, I'm not locked in and there are
other people here as well. While looking around outside, I was told
I'm in a summer camp at the middle of no where Louisiana trying to
solve a murder. I also found a shotgun hidden under the bed, so
definately not kidnapped, but that still doesn't explain how I'm now
in the States when I'm suppose to be in Japan half a world away! I
must be dreaming, I knew I shouldn't have let that war freak cook.
There are also zombies, ninjas and giant talking flowers here. Right.
My head still hurts, I think I'll go back to sleep.
...
Waking up on a cold stainless steel table? Check. Glaring flourescence
light? Check. Stink of desinfectant? Check. Wearing nothing but a
hospital gown? Check and double check. Creepy doctor who may or may
not have felt me up while passed out? ... Strangely not here, but
there is another girl in the room with me. It would be helpful if she
can say more than just complain about her headache, slightly makes me
wish the murder mystery zombie camp was real, at least then I would
have been armed with that shotgun. The doctor left the door unlocked!
I'm getting out of here.
Come on girl, you're coming with me and shuffle a bit faster will you?
Poll Vote!
Character: Tetra
Series: The Legend of Zelda: Windwaker
Canon: The captain of a pirate ship and leader of a band of
pirates, roaming the sea for treasure. She's moral to a point, but
does not mind profiting off of other's misfortunes. She was orphaned
young (like half the people in the camp) which garners a lot of
respect for her among her crew. She's generally a little mean, but
softens up if your little sister was kidnapped by a giant bird.
You'd think you could trust your crew to stay out of trouble for the
five minutes it takes to nap. But no, staying on course is much less
preferable to letting the cabin boy take the wheel for a few laughs.
And let me tell you, sailing right into a whirlwind is the most
hilarious thing to wake up to!
Even more hilarious, that whirlwind landed us right smack in the
middle of an alligator infested lake, and hey, who doesn't like
amorous squids? And the next part, oh the next part had me writhing on
the ground, shaking with mirth! I mean, having your treasure-filled
ship sink to the bottom of the lake in some god-forsaken camp, what
could be funnier?
I'll tell you what: ninjas.
You know, if I were more paranoid, I might think someone was out to
get me. Why else would I be sent to a summer camp filled with zombies
and scum of the earth ninjas? But no matter, I've dealt with
worse. (Though admittedly, it wasn't much worse.) From what I've seen,
there are some campers with ...affluent backgrounds that I'm sure
would not mind letting me borrow some of their more precious jewelry.
My most pressing concern lies with the ninjas, but I imagine that,
with a little propaganda knowledge about pirates, I may even
recruit some new crew!
And if not, well, at least I'll have some more booty.
Poll Vote!
Character: Alphonse Elric
Series: Fullmetal Alchemist
App #1
Canon: Al lost his entire body during an attempt at human transmutation. His soul was bonded to a large suit of armor by his brother, Ed, and since then he's been on a quest along with Ed to restore his body along with Ed's missing arm and leg. Alphonse has always been a sweet sort of person, even with all the battles he's been through. [Though he still likes to avoid those as much as possible.] He's a good deal quieter, and much more polite, than his brother and tends to hang in the background a bit more, despite being a main character. Al also acts as a control for Ed - stops him [tries to, anyway] if he's going to go to far and does his best to keep him in check.
I don't know how long I was lost in the woods for. I got stuck in some quicksand, and it's really very hard draw a transmutation circle in that stuff. I only got out when the recent storm knocked a tree over so I could use it climb out. I wandered around for a while before finding this place. I...think I saw gorillas out in those woods. I didn't think they were native to this area...
This place is very strange. It looks like there's chimeras everywhere! Strange tentacle looking ones. And weird vines that move. I don't know who's making them yet, but I'm sure I'll find out. They really look strange for chimeras though... I mean, I can't tell what sorts of animals were combined to make them. They don't even have any sort of head that I can see! I should probably mention these to Brother if he hasn't seen them yet. I bet he'd be interested in doing some research on them.
It seems like there's a lot of sick people around here too. I keep running into all these pale people who just groan a lot. They talk about brains sometimes too, so I think they've got bad headaches or something. I don't know why they'd wander around with headaches though.. And they kept trying to take me apart... Or. I mean. Take my armor off. They don't know I'm just armor, so maybe they thought it was too heavy for me?
If Ed's here, I hope he hasn't gotten sick too. I don't know what's wrong with these people, so I can't help them. And I couldn't even find a doctor anywhere! What kind of summer camp doesn't have a doctor? I hope Brother's not huersfr
Sorry. One of the tentacles just crawled into my armor. I need to go remove it.
This is so gross.
App #2
Canon: Al is Ed's little brother, though it's kind of hard to tell because of his large armor body. When he and Ed were young they attempted to resurrect their dead mother using human alchemy, but this is considered trespassing into God's realm, and as payment for their sins, Ed lost his arm and leg and Al lost his entire body, so Ed transmuted Al's soul into a suit of armor. He's 14, but still has a childish quality about him, and he loves animals, especially kittens. He's usually the more sensible one of the two Elrics, and more shy. He isn't one to get mad easily, though he's a pretty bad-ass fighter when he has to be. He's a talented alchemist, though not as skilled as Ed and he still has to use a transmutation circle. A kind person who tries to befriend like everyone he meets
I was getting worried about Nii-san. So, of course, I went to go look for him. I had no idea he'd be at this camp, this Camp...um...I can't say that word...You Die. It will probably be a little bit hard to continue without saying the name of the camp, so I'll substitute that word with...*looks around* ...Ninja. There seems to be a lot of ninja here....I hope they won't feel offended by my word choice! ><
Camp Ninja You Die looks like it's been hit by a big flood recently. I know Nii-san can't swim.....if he drowned I'm going to have to, pardon my rude threat, get revenge on the water and rip its spleen out! No water's spleen is safe around me when I'm..um...angry. ...I'm not used to giving threats. But I guess that's what I'll have to do to survive here. I can be very scary when I want to be! ^^
I think I kind of lost track of what I was talking about. Gomen....um....
At first I was a little bit scared of having to deal with so many people asking me questions about, you know, my armor....but surprisingly nobody has asked yet. I haven't talked to many people, but a lot of them seem very friendly to me. Their limbs easily fall off, their skin is green, and they smell a bit like sour milk (Nii-san must not like them...), but I think that they're nice people. One even gave me a nice welcoming gnaw on my shoulder. Strange customs, but I think I could get used to them. Maybe when I see Nii-san, he'll give me a welcoming gnaw on the shoulder! ^^
....I'm a little bit confused on all this "computer" stuff. Could somebody please help me? I understand that there is typing involved, but that is all I've been able to accomplish....it's also kind of difficult with these large hands. I wonder if Nii-san understands them.
Speaking of Nii-san, it seems like he isn't the shortest one here! I've seen some much shorter people running around Camp Ninja You Die, like this poor child with a skin condition that prevents him from having ears....I should be extra-nice to him, and talk in sign language. Poor little guy....I hope they gave him a Braille keyboard....
Well, um....I'm thinking I should actually go out now, and see what's out there for me. I also need to find Nii-san before he gnaws on someone else's shoulder, as I want to be the first one to obtain his welcome greeting! ^^
Byebyeee!
Poll Vote!
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Character: Tatewaki Kuno (http://www.furinkan.com/ranma/characters/tatewaki.html)
Series: Ranma 1/2
Canon: Tatewaki Kuno was the most powerful student at
Furinkan High...until Ranma Saotome came along. When
he’s not scheming to defeat the newcomer with sheer
brawn or trickery, Kuno’s obsessed with winning the
hearts of his two true loves- his rival’s girl-form
and Ranma’s fiancee, Akane Tendo.
Fond of reciting haiku while silhouetted against
blazing crimson sunsets, Kuno is also stubborn,
arrogant, and hopelessly clueless.
Two weeks ago, Ranma Saotome and that spatula-friend
of his were looking over a travel brochure.
“Super-Elite Training Camp! Gourmet Alternative
Cuisine! Enhance Your Fighting Abilities AND Your Sex
Appeal!” Neither one looked upset when I snatched the
book out of their hands; they simply weren’t the
high-quality applicants such a scintillating place
deserved.
So, this is Camp Fuck You Die.
Much to my surprise, many campers of the fairer
persuasion also reside here. Nothing that can match
the fiery beauty of my Akane Tendo or the Pig-Tailed
Girl, but maidens of various shapes, sizes, and
choices of apparel. Lovely tresses flowing free in the
summer wind, pink, green, yellow, brown tanned
luscious bodies flaunting what the gods have bestowed
on them heavenly women all for me, just me, a feminine
feast laid before my starving eyes oh YES!....
Ahhh...uhhh.....
But I digress.
Lake crocodiles, cower in fear! Heinous murderers,
dare not to show yourselves in the light! Minnow-level
swimmers, venture bravely into the bleak watery
depths; your dog-paddling shall not be in vain!
For I, Kendo Team Captain Tatewaki Kuno, the Eternal
Shooting Star of Furinkan High, have finally arrived.
Poll Vote!
Character: Sergeant Sousuke Sagara
Series: Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu
Canon: Sousuke has been charged with the duty of going
to high school to protect Kaname Chidori at all costs.
But he takes that ‘at all costs’ a bit too far. In
short, he likes to make things ‘splode. Well, he seems
to have a somewhat valid excuse for everything he
does…and the student council president always supports
him…but he does overreact. Despite his paranoia, he
always has a calm exterior. He’s pretty uncaring about
costing the school so much money in repairs ^^;...
Chidori-san has recommended me this vacation to relax,
but, no disrespect to her, this place is hardly
relaxing. The people here are, well, they’re invading
my personal space. In a very…painful way. They must
be terrorists... I’m very glad I brought so many
spare explosives... I knew I would need them.
According to my knowledge of playing video
games possibly dangerous enemies, these are not
people. They are ‘zombies’. I didn’t know they really
existed... the government has gone and lied again!
And the food here isn’t very good. Actually, I can’t
really say that, as I didn’t risk eating the food. It
was looking at me strangely. This does leave a problem
of eating. I have experience with this, but I was not
prepared to go hungry here...
I also cannot help but wonder what Chidori-san is
doing without me. Probably celebrating. I do
feel bad about leaving her. I should ask her to join
me! What a good idea! That way, I won’t have anything
to worry about, and we can share the pain joy
together.
Everyone keeps saying things about escaping… I can’t
imagine why…once you get used to the zombies and other
quirks, it’s somewhat nice here. But they do say
this camp turned all these guys gay what if I’m next
NOOOOOO!!
I’ll have to be very alert... oh, sorry if I didn’t
inform you about the mines I placed at all the
tactfully located places... if you’ve found one of them
lying around, then I apologize. Please don’t think too
badly of me.
Poll Vote!
Character: Shadow the Hedgehog
Series: Sonic the Hedgehog
Canon: Shadow is best described as Not Quite
Captain Angst. He's Sonic with more darkness and more
edge. Although labeling here Generic Badass wouldn't
be inaccurate, it'd also lose a bit more to Shadow's
personality: he cares about people! That's right! He
pride won't admit it, though.
I hate random Chaos Control.
I just used it, and BAM! Suddenly I'm trapped in this
strange place. Not only that, but I'm stuck in serious
mud. Mud. THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM DOES NOT GET STUCK IN
MUD!
I hop out and try to clean my shoes in vain. It's
raining. And apparently I see it's just adding onto a
serious flood. This doesn't look good.
I'm soaking wet, dirty, and THERE'S *MUD* ON MY
*SHOES*. Whoever is responsible for this will feel my
fury.
Undead humans? This place gets even stranger. The
zombies go down easy, but ughh... I've killed less
disgusting creatures. Not even that faker or that
fugly prototype made my stomach churn.
I picked up some washed up memo about this place.
Called Camp Fuck You Die. Nice name. Ought to tell
Eggman he needs to come here. I can only discern that
some person's fiancee was murdered, and that's
somewhat why the ugly creatures are here. Need to get
to the bottom of this so I can see Maria go home.
Poll Vote!
Character: Meer Campbell
Series: Mobile
Suit Gundam SEED Destiny.
Canon: Meer Campbell is a young singer hired by PLANT's Chairman Dullindal to impersonate Lacus Clyne (the pop idol who stopped a war and then disappeared) and restore order. Meer is fangirly, volatile, forward, and occasionally petty (rather different from the real Lacus). She has a fandom reputation for being something of a skank because... no one can figure out how her dress stays on, but she really only goes after Athrun Zala, her supposed fiancé. Meer (like Shinn, Athrun, and Heine) is a "Coordinator," a genetically enhanced human. "Naturals" are non-enhanced humans. Meer pretends to be Lacus in public, but (mostly) drops the act in private.
Hello, brave campers of Camp Fuck You Die! I'm Lacus Clyne! Thank you for your efforts so far to fight for peace and solve the mystery~!
... wait, where is everyone? Where are the roses? Where are the television cameras? Where are the adoring fans? What? I'm all alone in these woods?
Drat it all, I should have known something fishy was up when Mr. Manager told me to get into "some practical clothes" until Chairman Dullindal could figure out what was going on with the fake fake Lacus-sama and I could get back to saving the world one remix at a time. (I should have listened, too. It's impossible to get around the woods in this skirt, and a flock of toucans flew off with my shoes.)
What is this place? I see no stage, no lights, no hordes of sexually frustrated fanboys - no, wait, they're here, they're just not in uniform. Bother all. That makes him so much harder to tell apart from normal people. How am I supposed to find the perfect audience for a concert out here? I tried to just start singing, but the only ones who came to listen were rotting and trying to grope me (and to go beyond groping and start tearing my limbs off. That's not how you treat a lady!). Urgh! Is this the way all Naturals act? I mean, I have had fans take "inappropriate actions" before, but this is just ridiculous!
They. Slobbered. All. Over. My. Outfit.
Oooh, I knew I should have just stayed home rather than selflessly devoting myself to the cause of stalking Athrun world peace! Or become a freedom fighter like the real Lacus-sama! Or... or... anything that doesn't involve being attacked by these things because honestly they- they just ripped my skirt off!
That is it. I'll find a way to go berserker and kill every last one of them! I'll drag the pink ZAKU here and smash all these Natural creeps with the biggest gun in PLANT's armories! I'll hit the highest note in my range and kill off all the mosquitoes! I'll... I'll...!
I'll go find something else to wear. This white bathing suit really does nothing for my hips.
Poll Vote!
Character: Kaname Chidori
Series: Full Metal Panic
Canon: Living alone and going to school in Japan, Chidori have a poor
relationship with her father and sister who were living in the US and
a deceased mother who died under very mysterious circumstances. Nice
and helpful, she puts up a determined and cheerful front when she's
with other people, but she doesn't believe she's as strong as she
seems and often doubt her own abilities. Laughs when she's nervous or
caught doing something embarrassing before back pedalling like mad.
Aggresive, outspoken, and violent when provoked, her only problem in
life was keeping transfer student Sousuke Sagara from blowing up the
school and keeping her stress level down. That is until she was
kidnapped by a group of terrorists, was told she's a Whisperer,
someone with Black Technology in her head and they're going to extract
it even if it means killing her in the process. To make it short, she
was saved by the war freak Sousuke who's actually a soldier in a
military organization called Mithril and can now list pi to the
hundredth decimal point if she choose.
(private)
Where am I? Urg~ My head hurts.
...
...
I better not have been kidnapped again.
(/private)
Woke up in what looks like a cabin, I'm not locked in and there are
other people here as well. While looking around outside, I was told
I'm in a summer camp at the middle of no where Louisiana trying to
solve a murder. I also found a shotgun hidden under the bed, so
definately not kidnapped, but that still doesn't explain how I'm now
in the States when I'm suppose to be in Japan half a world away! I
must be dreaming, I knew I shouldn't have let that war freak cook.
There are also zombies, ninjas and giant talking flowers here. Right.
My head still hurts, I think I'll go back to sleep.
...
Waking up on a cold stainless steel table? Check. Glaring flourescence
light? Check. Stink of desinfectant? Check. Wearing nothing but a
hospital gown? Check and double check. Creepy doctor who may or may
not have felt me up while passed out? ... Strangely not here, but
there is another girl in the room with me. It would be helpful if she
can say more than just complain about her headache, slightly makes me
wish the murder mystery zombie camp was real, at least then I would
have been armed with that shotgun. The doctor left the door unlocked!
I'm getting out of here.
Come on girl, you're coming with me and shuffle a bit faster will you?
Poll Vote!
Character: Tetra
Series: The Legend of Zelda: Windwaker
Canon: The captain of a pirate ship and leader of a band of
pirates, roaming the sea for treasure. She's moral to a point, but
does not mind profiting off of other's misfortunes. She was orphaned
young (like half the people in the camp) which garners a lot of
respect for her among her crew. She's generally a little mean, but
softens up if your little sister was kidnapped by a giant bird.
You'd think you could trust your crew to stay out of trouble for the
five minutes it takes to nap. But no, staying on course is much less
preferable to letting the cabin boy take the wheel for a few laughs.
And let me tell you, sailing right into a whirlwind is the most
hilarious thing to wake up to!
Even more hilarious, that whirlwind landed us right smack in the
middle of an alligator infested lake, and hey, who doesn't like
amorous squids? And the next part, oh the next part had me writhing on
the ground, shaking with mirth! I mean, having your treasure-filled
ship sink to the bottom of the lake in some god-forsaken camp, what
could be funnier?
I'll tell you what: ninjas.
You know, if I were more paranoid, I might think someone was out to
get me. Why else would I be sent to a summer camp filled with zombies
and scum of the earth ninjas? But no matter, I've dealt with
worse. (Though admittedly, it wasn't much worse.) From what I've seen,
there are some campers with ...affluent backgrounds that I'm sure
would not mind letting me borrow some of their more precious jewelry.
My most pressing concern lies with the ninjas, but I imagine that,
with a little propaganda knowledge about pirates, I may even
recruit some new crew!
And if not, well, at least I'll have some more booty.
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Character: Alphonse Elric
Series: Fullmetal Alchemist
App #1
Canon: Al lost his entire body during an attempt at human transmutation. His soul was bonded to a large suit of armor by his brother, Ed, and since then he's been on a quest along with Ed to restore his body along with Ed's missing arm and leg. Alphonse has always been a sweet sort of person, even with all the battles he's been through. [Though he still likes to avoid those as much as possible.] He's a good deal quieter, and much more polite, than his brother and tends to hang in the background a bit more, despite being a main character. Al also acts as a control for Ed - stops him [tries to, anyway] if he's going to go to far and does his best to keep him in check.
I don't know how long I was lost in the woods for. I got stuck in some quicksand, and it's really very hard draw a transmutation circle in that stuff. I only got out when the recent storm knocked a tree over so I could use it climb out. I wandered around for a while before finding this place. I...think I saw gorillas out in those woods. I didn't think they were native to this area...
This place is very strange. It looks like there's chimeras everywhere! Strange tentacle looking ones. And weird vines that move. I don't know who's making them yet, but I'm sure I'll find out. They really look strange for chimeras though... I mean, I can't tell what sorts of animals were combined to make them. They don't even have any sort of head that I can see! I should probably mention these to Brother if he hasn't seen them yet. I bet he'd be interested in doing some research on them.
It seems like there's a lot of sick people around here too. I keep running into all these pale people who just groan a lot. They talk about brains sometimes too, so I think they've got bad headaches or something. I don't know why they'd wander around with headaches though.. And they kept trying to take me apart... Or. I mean. Take my armor off. They don't know I'm just armor, so maybe they thought it was too heavy for me?
If Ed's here, I hope he hasn't gotten sick too. I don't know what's wrong with these people, so I can't help them. And I couldn't even find a doctor anywhere! What kind of summer camp doesn't have a doctor? I hope Brother's not huersfr
Sorry. One of the tentacles just crawled into my armor. I need to go remove it.
This is so gross.
App #2
Canon: Al is Ed's little brother, though it's kind of hard to tell because of his large armor body. When he and Ed were young they attempted to resurrect their dead mother using human alchemy, but this is considered trespassing into God's realm, and as payment for their sins, Ed lost his arm and leg and Al lost his entire body, so Ed transmuted Al's soul into a suit of armor. He's 14, but still has a childish quality about him, and he loves animals, especially kittens. He's usually the more sensible one of the two Elrics, and more shy. He isn't one to get mad easily, though he's a pretty bad-ass fighter when he has to be. He's a talented alchemist, though not as skilled as Ed and he still has to use a transmutation circle. A kind person who tries to befriend like everyone he meets
I was getting worried about Nii-san. So, of course, I went to go look for him. I had no idea he'd be at this camp, this Camp...um...I can't say that word...You Die. It will probably be a little bit hard to continue without saying the name of the camp, so I'll substitute that word with...*looks around* ...Ninja. There seems to be a lot of ninja here....I hope they won't feel offended by my word choice! ><
Camp Ninja You Die looks like it's been hit by a big flood recently. I know Nii-san can't swim.....if he drowned I'm going to have to, pardon my rude threat, get revenge on the water and rip its spleen out! No water's spleen is safe around me when I'm..um...angry. ...I'm not used to giving threats. But I guess that's what I'll have to do to survive here. I can be very scary when I want to be! ^^
I think I kind of lost track of what I was talking about. Gomen....um....
At first I was a little bit scared of having to deal with so many people asking me questions about, you know, my armor....but surprisingly nobody has asked yet. I haven't talked to many people, but a lot of them seem very friendly to me. Their limbs easily fall off, their skin is green, and they smell a bit like sour milk (Nii-san must not like them...), but I think that they're nice people. One even gave me a nice welcoming gnaw on my shoulder. Strange customs, but I think I could get used to them. Maybe when I see Nii-san, he'll give me a welcoming gnaw on the shoulder! ^^
....I'm a little bit confused on all this "computer" stuff. Could somebody please help me? I understand that there is typing involved, but that is all I've been able to accomplish....it's also kind of difficult with these large hands. I wonder if Nii-san understands them.
Speaking of Nii-san, it seems like he isn't the shortest one here! I've seen some much shorter people running around Camp Ninja You Die, like this poor child with a skin condition that prevents him from having ears....I should be extra-nice to him, and talk in sign language. Poor little guy....I hope they gave him a Braille keyboard....
Well, um....I'm thinking I should actually go out now, and see what's out there for me. I also need to find Nii-san before he gnaws on someone else's shoulder, as I want to be the first one to obtain his welcome greeting! ^^
Byebyeee!
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