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...I would have done this sooner if I'd thought of it, but hey, counselor apps are still one month away! Saya's list, the archive, and about twenty minutes of copy-pasting brings you this hopefully accurate list of camp counselors and their jobs~
Harley Quinn - Camp Psychiatrist
Ishida Ryuuken- Camp Doctor
Minagawa Hifumi - Chef / Voodoo Practioner
Komui Lee - Head Mechanic And Supervisor Of Such Undermechanics As May Come To Assist Him In His Great And Glorious Role
Constable Renfield Turnbull - RCMP recruitment and training official! Camp Secretary
Il Palazzo - Grief counselor
Dee Laytner - Activities Coordinator
Sohma Ayame - Guidance Counselor
Izumi Curtis - Camp Cook
Aziraphale - Librarian
Umeda Hokuto - Camp Doctor
Albus Dumbledore - Counsellors' Coordinator
Cecilie von Spitzberg - Babysitter and general girls' advisor
Gwendal von Walde - Relationship Therapist
Shibuya "Jennifer" Miko - Home economics
God - Prohibition Enforcer! Making sure kids under 15 18 don't drink.
Mitarashi Anko - Enforcer of the Dress Code
Sha Gojyo - Sex Ed Counselor
Nicholas D. Wolfwood - Counselling/Firearms Trainer
Vash the Stampede - Localized Disaster WEATHERMAN.
Tatsumi Seiichirou - Business advisor
Tsuzuki Asato - Selfless Food Taster
Urameshi Atsuko - Babysitter
Phoenix Wright - Camp Defense Attorney
Miles Edgeworth - Prosecutor and Representative of Justice(!!1`)
Rupert Everett Giles - Computer Network Analyst
Hiro Nakamura - Audience/Camper liason
Marvin - Backup Loudspeaker
Meryl Stryfe - Claims Agent
Albert Silverberg - Family Bonding Counselor
Sohma Shigure - Camp Chronicler
Sohma Hatori - Psychotherapist
Dr. Pamela Isley (Poison Ivy) - Head Gardener
Mia Fey - Post-mortem advisor
Hidan - "Religious Advisor"
Daisy Adair - Drama Department
Kyouraku Shunsui - Philosophical Advisor
Watari Yutaka - Chairman of the Camp Fuck You Die Institutional Review Board of Biomedical Ethics
Zelos Wilder - Camp Matchmaker
Touda - Fire Safety
Hellboy - Pest Control Officer
His Majesty Peony Ulpala Malkuth the Ninth - Dramatic Advisor
Dan Hiri Weller - Field and Wildlife Instructor
Groundskeeper Willie - Groundskeeper
Doctor Kabapu - Head of the Department for Camp's Defense
Anthony J. Crowley - Ethics Trainer/Part-time Groundskeeper
Abel Nightroad - Religious Advisor
Randy "Ryo" Maclean - Trip Leader
Ando Masahashi - Internet Policeman
The Doctor - Transition Counsellor for the Historically and Spatially Displaced
Rick O'Connell - Undead Slaying Instructor
Fujiwara no Sai - Dedicated Go Advisor~!
Cloud Strife - Minigame Manager (see your new Chocobo Stables for info)
Zack Fair - Anything You Want (for a price)
Dick Gumshoe - Camp Detective (assistant to Camp Prosecutor)
Kirihara Misaki - Drill Instructor
William Turner - Lake Ferryman
Yozak Gurrier - Instructor in the Proper Method of Infiltration and How Not To Be Seen
Jemmy J. Adams ("JJ") - Assistant Activities Coordinator
Kurogane - Anger Management Counselor
Tres Iqus - Personal Pleasure Enhancer Survival Instructor
Urd - Drug Dealer Control
Cornelia li Britannia - Head of the Anti-Terrorism Division (but really, Glorified Exterminator)
Allen Ridgeley - Live Bait Marcy's Midnight Snack Fishing Instructor
Raphael - UST Monitor
Nigredo aka Gaignun Kukai - Camp Philanthropist
Captain Planet - Park Ranger
Ziva David - Self-defense Trainer
Jin Uzuki - Cultural Studies Teacher
Davy Jones - The Care and Keeping of Marcy (see also: That Guy Who Feeds The Tentacle Monster)
Calypso (Tia Dalma) - Absolute Destiny Liaison, Dispenser of Unsettling Certainties and Dubiously Useful Advice (Fortune Teller)
Haru - Giver of The Talk
Yuki Eiri - Creative writing instructor
Dr. Dmitri Yuriev - Clone Councilor
Tara - Bereavement counselor
Hazel Grosse - Grief Counselor
Canaan - Official: Betrayal Counselor / Unofficial: Spy for the Director
Shiouji Gojyou - Local Organizer of the Logical Integrity of Computerized Organic Neurons (LOLICON) aka Save State/Moogle Admin
Matsuya Misaki - Serious Poll Coordinator
Denny Colt, alias The Spirit - Resurrection Instructor
Cordelia Vorkosigan - Therapist
Jean-François de Morangias - Hunting trainer
Sam Winchester - Resident Hunter Health Inspector
Gremio - Mother Hen
Livio the Doublefang - Bodyguard (for hire)
Zaraki Kenpachi - Mediator/Dispute Resolution
Terazuma Hajime - Unwanted Body Changes Advisor
Seamus Zelazny Harper - Director's Personal Secretary
Samuel Vimes - Ambassador of Ankh-Morpork (and Captain of the Camp Watch)
Death - Chief Overseer of Life Force Management
Leonard of Quirm - Incongruous Professor of Aesthetic and Kinesthetic Philosophy in the Natural and Mechanical Arts (AKA Arts and Crafts Counselor)
Brook - Mood Enhancer and Lifter of Spirits
Balthier - Plunderer of Booty
Ticky Mikk - Keeper of the Dead
Please note that the list of counselors from the last round alone is the same size as the...oh, previous FIVE rounds of counselors. Y-yeah.
Harley Quinn - Camp Psychiatrist
Ishida Ryuuken- Camp Doctor
Minagawa Hifumi - Chef / Voodoo Practioner
Komui Lee - Head Mechanic And Supervisor Of Such Undermechanics As May Come To Assist Him In His Great And Glorious Role
Constable Renfield Turnbull - RCMP recruitment and training official! Camp Secretary
Il Palazzo - Grief counselor
Dee Laytner - Activities Coordinator
Sohma Ayame - Guidance Counselor
Izumi Curtis - Camp Cook
Aziraphale - Librarian
Umeda Hokuto - Camp Doctor
Albus Dumbledore - Counsellors' Coordinator
Cecilie von Spitzberg - Babysitter and general girls' advisor
Gwendal von Walde - Relationship Therapist
Shibuya "Jennifer" Miko - Home economics
God - Prohibition Enforcer! Making sure kids under 15 18 don't drink.
Mitarashi Anko - Enforcer of the Dress Code
Sha Gojyo - Sex Ed Counselor
Nicholas D. Wolfwood - Counselling/Firearms Trainer
Vash the Stampede - Localized Disaster WEATHERMAN.
Tatsumi Seiichirou - Business advisor
Tsuzuki Asato - Selfless Food Taster
Urameshi Atsuko - Babysitter
Phoenix Wright - Camp Defense Attorney
Miles Edgeworth - Prosecutor and Representative of Justice(!!1`)
Rupert Everett Giles - Computer Network Analyst
Hiro Nakamura - Audience/Camper liason
Marvin - Backup Loudspeaker
Meryl Stryfe - Claims Agent
Albert Silverberg - Family Bonding Counselor
Sohma Shigure - Camp Chronicler
Sohma Hatori - Psychotherapist
Dr. Pamela Isley (Poison Ivy) - Head Gardener
Mia Fey - Post-mortem advisor
Hidan - "Religious Advisor"
Daisy Adair - Drama Department
Kyouraku Shunsui - Philosophical Advisor
Watari Yutaka - Chairman of the Camp Fuck You Die Institutional Review Board of Biomedical Ethics
Zelos Wilder - Camp Matchmaker
Touda - Fire Safety
Hellboy - Pest Control Officer
His Majesty Peony Ulpala Malkuth the Ninth - Dramatic Advisor
Dan Hiri Weller - Field and Wildlife Instructor
Groundskeeper Willie - Groundskeeper
Doctor Kabapu - Head of the Department for Camp's Defense
Anthony J. Crowley - Ethics Trainer/Part-time Groundskeeper
Abel Nightroad - Religious Advisor
Randy "Ryo" Maclean - Trip Leader
Ando Masahashi - Internet Policeman
The Doctor - Transition Counsellor for the Historically and Spatially Displaced
Rick O'Connell - Undead Slaying Instructor
Fujiwara no Sai - Dedicated Go Advisor~!
Cloud Strife - Minigame Manager (see your new Chocobo Stables for info)
Zack Fair - Anything You Want (for a price)
Dick Gumshoe - Camp Detective (assistant to Camp Prosecutor)
Kirihara Misaki - Drill Instructor
William Turner - Lake Ferryman
Yozak Gurrier - Instructor in the Proper Method of Infiltration and How Not To Be Seen
Jemmy J. Adams ("JJ") - Assistant Activities Coordinator
Kurogane - Anger Management Counselor
Tres Iqus - Personal Pleasure Enhancer Survival Instructor
Urd - Drug Dealer Control
Cornelia li Britannia - Head of the Anti-Terrorism Division (but really, Glorified Exterminator)
Allen Ridgeley - Live Bait Marcy's Midnight Snack Fishing Instructor
Raphael - UST Monitor
Nigredo aka Gaignun Kukai - Camp Philanthropist
Captain Planet - Park Ranger
Ziva David - Self-defense Trainer
Jin Uzuki - Cultural Studies Teacher
Davy Jones - The Care and Keeping of Marcy (see also: That Guy Who Feeds The Tentacle Monster)
Calypso (Tia Dalma) - Absolute Destiny Liaison, Dispenser of Unsettling Certainties and Dubiously Useful Advice (Fortune Teller)
Haru - Giver of The Talk
Yuki Eiri - Creative writing instructor
Dr. Dmitri Yuriev - Clone Councilor
Tara - Bereavement counselor
Hazel Grosse - Grief Counselor
Canaan - Official: Betrayal Counselor / Unofficial: Spy for the Director
Shiouji Gojyou - Local Organizer of the Logical Integrity of Computerized Organic Neurons (LOLICON) aka Save State/Moogle Admin
Matsuya Misaki - Serious Poll Coordinator
Denny Colt, alias The Spirit - Resurrection Instructor
Cordelia Vorkosigan - Therapist
Jean-François de Morangias - Hunting trainer
Sam Winchester - Resident Hunter Health Inspector
Gremio - Mother Hen
Livio the Doublefang - Bodyguard (for hire)
Zaraki Kenpachi - Mediator/Dispute Resolution
Terazuma Hajime - Unwanted Body Changes Advisor
Seamus Zelazny Harper - Director's Personal Secretary
Samuel Vimes - Ambassador of Ankh-Morpork (and Captain of the Camp Watch)
Death - Chief Overseer of Life Force Management
Leonard of Quirm - Incongruous Professor of Aesthetic and Kinesthetic Philosophy in the Natural and Mechanical Arts (AKA Arts and Crafts Counselor)
Brook - Mood Enhancer and Lifter of Spirits
Balthier - Plunderer of Booty
Ticky Mikk - Keeper of the Dead
Please note that the list of counselors from the last round alone is the same size as the...oh, previous FIVE rounds of counselors. Y-yeah.