So if Saddam has been sentenced to die for the brutal murder of countless Iraqis ...

is George next?

This is all so very "West Wing." I love it. But guess what, Karl? Dumping a White House staffer that 99 out of 100 Americans wouldn't know from the grocery store checkout boy won't raise a sinking ship.

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My boss went on CNN this morning to talk about the ridiculous paternity lawsuit filed by some 25-year-old "man" in Michigan. So of course we got tons of responses. This one is my favorite:

It would be wonderful to see the invention of legally enforcable pre-intercourse agreements - for single and married people. The agreement could indicate each ( Read more... )

God help us. Note to self: Get Living Will notarized before 2009.

South Dakota to Vote on Law Banning AbortionThis law will be overturned before it affects a single woman, because, without an exception for the health of the mother, it is clearly unconstitutional. So, residents of South Dakota, thank your representatives for wasting everyone's time. But there is a larger issue here, which is the complete lack of ( Read more... )

According to our latest caller/lunatic, "if there's anyone sitting at the right hand of God, it's Joe Paterno."

Well, at least it's not A.J. Nicholson.

I think the Alito hearings have stirred the crazies out from under their rocks, and I am bearing the brunt of their assault ( Read more... )

They call it the Violence Against Women Act for a reason, you freaking idiot. It's not the Violence Against Old White Men Act.


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I'm watching a report on "60 Minutes" about a professor at Cambridge who thinks it will soon be possible for humans to live to 500 years, or even 1000. I don't know if it's because I just got back from Mexico and jet-lag is wreaking havoc on me, or if it's because it's 7 p.m. and I'm still in my pajamas, but the whole discussion makes me want to ( Read more... )