As a rebuttal to claims from my last post that I'm a nice person, I'll post what happened to me on Friday ( Read more... )

I forgot to add that last night's drinking caused me to lose my keys in my condo (I know they're there somewhere, as I got in and slept there last night). Not 45 seconds after thinking, "Oh well, I'll just leave my unit unlocked since I have a spare building key," I left the condo and locked the goddamn door out of habit.

So that's No. 4.

Haircut: check ( Read more... )

I'm quite sure that after you read this, you will roll your eyes and curse me for wasting 30 seconds of your life that you'll never get back, but I have to document it ( Read more... )

My downstairs neighbor decided to light a fire in her fireplace on Saturday, but - oops! - she forgot to open the floo. When the smoke started filling her apartment, she ran out to ask one of the neighbors what was going on, and locked herself out. By the time everyone figured out what was going on (and she got back in her condo) my smoke detector ( Read more... )

I can think of two things about me that are probably the reason why I'm generally irritated at the world. They are ( Read more... )

Suddenly, loud bangs have become another symptom of my cold/cough/fever, now in Day Four. Oh wait, no, that's the idiot construction guys directly above me. Listen for yourselves:

Stepped off the elevator, with grocery bags threatening to rip my wrists from their radii, and ran into my crazy neighbor tonight. A few weeks ago she knocked on my door to tell me my keys were still hanging in the lock, which I thought was very nice, so I took the chance tonight to tell her ( Read more... )

You would not believe the filthy message that came through on my coworker's e-mail. Good God. What goes through these peoples' minds when they decide to write these horrible things, or call someone at their office to berate them ( Read more... )

According to our latest caller/lunatic, "if there's anyone sitting at the right hand of God, it's Joe Paterno."

Well, at least it's not A.J. Nicholson.