Yesssssssss..... I just ordered a new digital camera! And since I have nothing better to do all day, all my online price comparison and shopping saved me at least 100 bucks on the camera and 512MB memory card combined! Finally, I will have a camera small enough to put in my pocket so I can take pictures of all the bizarre shit I see every day ( Read more... )

I wish I had cement blocks that I could drop off of a 6th story window. Not necessarily to kill anyone below, but if it maimed a few stupid idiots, I'd probably not cry over it.

2 (or more) girls + 1 car + favorite cheesy hotel that gives you free drinks daily + a metal show = going to be an awesome roadtrip.

Oh yeah. It's already been brought-en.

More bats than I have ever seen in one place are swooping all around the courtyard outside my door. So many that I actually started running halfway to duck for cover on the way inside, for fear of one accidentally flying into my face.

I feel like I am going to die. Or puke. Or both. Right about now I am seriously considering becoming straight edge. In other news, the fucking weirdo next door was just walking by singing "O Come All Ye Faithful" loudly, and very badly.

The weirdest thing to me is that my myspace profile now says "27".

So, I'm watching "Metal Mania" on VH1. I think it's really funny that between videos by Megadeth and Slayer, they actually played fucking Tesla. Apparently any dude with long hair and a guitar from the 80's is "metal".

Just so you know...


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Ok, so.... my body hurts from lifting, and I still have about a car load worth of stuff left at the old apartment, and all my stuff is all over in boxes. Who cares? I woke up this morning, walked into the living room which has central a/c, and sat on the couch in front of the tv. Last night I pooped in my own bathroom, which has running water ( Read more... )

This might sound hypocrytical after this post, but people who use giant font sizes for LJ entries must be stopped. WE FUCKING GET IT. Actually, we don't. I never read entries from people who do that. It's like the lambourgini (sic) of LJ text. Now we all know how small your penis is. Or, rather, how boring the entry must be if you have to ( Read more... )