The stupid quote of the day goes to my mom ( Read more... )

I just heard on the radio that Romantix (the adult store) is having a "back to school lingerie sale" WTF?!

Just saw the advanced screening of the movie "My Life in Ruins" and my official review is: A cute movie with a predictably feel-good ending despite being cliche and contrived. Full of enough tourist stereotypes to fill the Parthenon. C+.

I was throwing some things away today and there was a tag in the trash from a pashmina-like shawl I bought, it read SOFT WRAP. And My stupid brain automatically went "I wonder what Soft Rap would sound like?" 50 Cent serenading me with stories of gangsters and killing accompanied by Kenny G?

I am sitting in the Sky Harbor airport in Phoenix. I do love traveling. Even if it means I just and to tolerate 8 days with my grandparents. I love them dearly but good god my grandma can get under your skin. Ugh. 8 days of shitty food, no internet, and quality family time. Even though I'll be going home to snow I'm glad to get the hell out of here ( Read more... )

I went to the mall today (which I haven't done in about 3 1/2 years)After fighting for a parking space (its weds, who the fuck goes to the mall on a weds night?!)I go right past the Cinnabon (it should be illegal to put those next to the entrance) and make a bee-line straight for Claire's. I enter the store and am assailed with a barrage of really ( Read more... )

is stickam being gay to anyone else too? It's been almost 1.5 hrs since the message it went down. Still no luck for me. Anyyuss other peoples in, or is just me and my slowassed puter trying to do too much at once?

Me: I took 4 years of Spanish in high school, well more like 3 because I spent most of my senior year in a darkroom

Cole: So you were like really emo?

Me: *laughs hysterically almost driving off the road*
No, I was really into photography

This guy made me laugh so hard! Its true too! The other day Comcast went out and I had no tv or internet, all I could think was "Goddammit! I'm going have to read or maybe even go out in public and socialize

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