Rant. Synopsis: bell peppers? UGH.

[camelittle]

Pathetic, self-pitying and gratuitous capslockranting alert (under the cut)

Comments

[brunettepet]

There must have been a bumper crop of red bell peppers this year! Sorry you're finding them at every turn.

[camelittle]

lol thank you. I'm burping red bell pepper right now. Yuk! (TMI sorry).

[clea2011]

Go back to the rising Sun for a festive burger and festive fries! Not a pepper in sight!! 😁

[camelittle]

*drools at the thought*

I'll get me coat.

[pelydryn77]

Now you've jinxed it. You'll go back, and there will be peppers on the burgers and garnishing the fries and blended into the drinks.

[camelittle]

DON'T EVEN

[yesimafan]

omg this is hilarious! I am sorry though for your pepper plague!!

[camelittle]

LOL thank you for your sympathy! THEY ARE EVERYWHERE! I'm thinking of buying ALL THE RED PEPPERS ON THE PLANET AND BURNING THEM.

[pelydryn77]

So... How do you feel about yellow bell peppers?

[camelittle]

hmm, bell peppers of all colours can be filed similarly under "consign to the vats of hell" - or at least, remove from anything that might enter the human food chain...

[pelydryn77]

My kids and I (not my husband... He can go live at your house) rather like the yellow and orange ones. They are much sweeter than the red and green ones.

Also, you crack me up. And I want one of your characters to go on a similar rant in a story someday😁

[tari_sue]

Lol yes, I can picture Merlin rolling his eyes and picking the peppers out of Arthur's food mid rant and dumping them on his own plate. And then giving Arthur his mushrooms.

[kathyh]

Oh, how I feel your pain! As another owner of an elderly digestive system I can eat red bell peppers but only if they are cooked. I also cannot eat raw onion in any form, even red onion. Finding anything that does not have raw red pepper or raw red onion in a lunchtime food outlet is impossible. Fortunately I don't have to do that very often but I do at times get a little tired of an egg mayonnaise sandwich if I have to buy my lunch.

Perhaps we should start a campaign for the Protection of Possessors of Elderly Digestive Systems!

[camelittle]

Absolutely, where do I sign?

Perhaps we could get Lord Sugar to assign the task of removing all such toxic substances from our August Capital to next year's Apprentices?

[pelydryn77]

I can't tolerate raw broccoli. And in five weeks I'll be officially old. Can I join? 😭

[camelittle]

You have an open invitation, my dear!