Wonder of wonders, miracle of miracles: on Saturday night, I went to bed at 10:30.

cue gaspsYes, 'tis true. I, night owl extraordinaire, went to bed at 10:30. It turns out when you go to bed that early, you also wake up early, so I was up about 7:30 on Easter morning ( Read more... )

Guys. Guys. I had another successful social venture! Me! Yes, that's right, I once again successfully engaged in conversation and didn't make a complete twit of myself! I was so excited that I didn't come off as a complete and utter fool that as I was walking to my car, I decided the only way to vent my pent up energy it was to run it off ( Read more... )

Well, he remembered my name, so I guess eternal enmity has been avoided (FOR NOW ( Read more... )

I had a fabulous hair day today. My hair looks amazing, and I'm moderately sad on the inside because no one saw it and appreciated it.

(This is not true. I went to church, which means upward of 300 people saw it. But nobody said it looked good, and nobody I actually care about saw it, which is the same thing as nobody seeing it ( Read more... )

I praised my inhaler too soon.

It worked wonders the first two weeks, but ever since has been iffy on the working front, and this week hasn't made a difference at all. This week is Spring Break. I had *plans* for Spring Break--I even made a lengthy list of things that needed to be accomplished! And have I done any of them? NO. Why not? Because it ( Read more... )

Today after church we had a mingle, so I dutifully went and collected my free food (mmm, donut holes). I was standing around chatting with people I've known for years, when I caught sight of a man I knew, but couldn't remember where I knew him from. As I continued to creepily stare at him, it hit me: THAT'S HOT MARKETING BOY ( Read more... )

I saw this on tumblr and will never answer it there, so I'm answering it here because this is my blog and I can do what I want.

Star Wars Inspired Asks

1. How do you feel about the prequels? LOVE THEM
2. What is your favorite movie? Episode III
3. Jedi or Sith? NEITHER
4. Do you ship Anidala? Heck yes!
5. What is your favorite theory? Rey is a Skywalker.

So that entry I wrote a while back about my breathing issues? I titled it with a book joke that I'm sure no one but me gets, but every time I see it I cackle with glee because it makes me laugh because I'm clever ( Read more... )

Did my colored laundry today for the first time in, oh, about FORTY DAYS. How do I know this, you ask? HOW? Because I washed FORTY pairs of socks! Yes, that's right, forty. And it's probably slightly more becuase I know I wore tights at LEAST once in the last forty days ( Read more... )

"I! Have had! Enough! Of you!"

"GET OUT! GET OUT OF THERE!"

"I can do that, I can do that!"

"Great, he's seventeen."

"Tell Mother, I feel fine."