Trust no one.

I've heard that UPS workers try to incorporate as many right turns as possible into their driving route. I wonder if this is true ( Read more... )

I had to write this for class but I'm proud of it ( Read more... )

Personality tests bring a new clarity to my life. I apparently don't want to recognize things by myself but when I have them told to me in a HTML-friendly box, everything makes sense. Everything has order. I know my insanity ( Read more... )

Half the time, I don't know up from down and wrong from right. So I call everything wrong and sleep.


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I think the primary form of communication should be dancing. Who needs language, with it's unintelligible syllables and ability to misinterpret. I prefer hips over lips any day ( Read more... )

Sometimes, after the world falls apart, the pieces fit back together in a completely unorthodox way and life makes sense again ( Read more... )

Bracelets to get into events that say encouraging things cheer me up. Although I may not be the only one at Body Worlds who was smart according to the neon band, at least I know I'm slightly special ( Read more... )

INCONCEIVABLE ( Read more... )

So it's late. I'm awake. That's all you really need to know ( Read more... )