Happy Birthday to the lovely, talented, proof-reading master, citikitti!!!111!!!! (Jay Semko.) I hope you have a wonderful day filled with cake (that you did not have to bake) and Jay Semko. There will be cheesecake (that I did not bake) and HBP when I return to T.O. ♥ ♥ ♥

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New Moon looks just as awkward as Twilight. Kristen Stewart is so wooden, lord. I don't understand how she gets cast in anything. The girl cannot act. It's embarrassing. And lol at the werewolf - bad CG.

Title: Major Jasper and Blackbird: or, Why Edward Decided (for the 23rd time) That Emmett Needed to Die Already
Author: Calendula
Characters/Pairing: Bella, Jasper and Emmett
Rating: PG
Category: Friendship
Spoilers: Up until the end of Eclipse.
Summary: Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Disclaimer: I own ( Read more... )