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My Myspace page (Ugh, I know), is http://myspace.com/quirkxanadu

Thank you.

Third grade: "Alright, autoerotic asphyxiation is when ( Read more... )

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Hookers_and_blow

Also, goal for this week: Use the term "yankee don'tle" in a political debate.

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I sent an email to Pinkerton today, inquiring about what types of education and/or training is required to become an operative with them. You may ask yourself, is this another of Caleb's pipe dreams, fueled by poor information gleaned from television and comic books, and doomed to be dead and buried within two months? Totally. But I intend to get ( Read more... )

I've felt out of place lately. I don't like that expression very much, "out of place." It implies that you know where you're supposed to be ( Read more... )

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My detective short that all my friends seem to hate is finally finished.

To Mom and Dad, for giving me life (though they should have asked first).

It was going to be a long day. I knew it the second a skull-splitting nicotine fit jolted me from a nightmare. My dreams hadn't been so easy lately, and the more of them I had, the harder they were to just ( Read more... )