The deities expect us to help them capture what is, essentially, Yogi Bear updated for the Information Age, inclined to harrass people on the network instead of at picnic sites. Is there a wildlife relocation plan in effect, or is the bear going to go back to the "containment" that evidently cannot hold it ( Read more... )

Video Post[The memory begins with a goodbye. Niko, his hair damp and left loose to dry, kisses a pale woman in pearls before he steps out into the opulent hall that leads from the front door of her New York penthouse to the bank of elevators and emergency stairs. He opts for the stairs and descends twenty-three stories in the time most would ( Read more... )

Apparently I should try this again.

Dear Santa,

I would like a cutting board, a new copy of Arcana Mundi, and a battle-ready katana made in the traditional manner. If you deliver to Manhattan, a new carburetor would be preferred.

Sincerely,

Niko

Better?

[OOC: He's messing with you. ;)]

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And so our numbers dwindle, one by one, until there remains a single native of a version of New York that happens to have a dead troll buried underneath the Brooklyn Bridge. Though I use the term "native" loosely. My brother and I did better by our Gypsy blood than one might have thought for our having been raised outside of the family ( Read more... )