227 Near Disasters
The deities expect us to help them capture what is, essentially, Yogi Bear updated for the Information Age, inclined to harrass people on the network instead of at picnic sites. Is there a wildlife relocation plan in effect, or is the bear going to go back to the "containment" that evidently cannot hold it?
I miss New York the most on days like this. I miss how normal undead cats and mummies in cowboy hats suddenly seem. I miss being asked to remove something carnivorous from a home or place of business in return for a monetary sum. I miss the only rude interruptions coming from deluded malcontents in the subway and cab drivers who are more interested in cutting you off in traffic than cutting off your hand and eating it.
[ooc: Threadjacking allowed. :)]
I miss New York the most on days like this. I miss how normal undead cats and mummies in cowboy hats suddenly seem. I miss being asked to remove something carnivorous from a home or place of business in return for a monetary sum. I miss the only rude interruptions coming from deluded malcontents in the subway and cab drivers who are more interested in cutting you off in traffic than cutting off your hand and eating it.
[ooc: Threadjacking allowed. :)]