Comments | cal_sitter: 206 Near Disasters

cal_sitter

206 Near Disasters

Jun 24, 2009 15:47

Voice PostOne more night was the deal, and I've done that. I've had enough radiation targeted at my head to prove nothing neurologically important burned out that I'll probably develop a tumor in the next six months. Also of importance, I refuse to stay in a room with a diamond-studded saline drip and gold needles. I am leaving as soon as the ( Read more... )

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voice; cal_sitter June 24 2009, 20:25:50 UTC

I'm feeling much better. I've remembered for a full forty-eight hours now that we're not in New York.

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voice; cal_sitter June 24 2009, 20:29:10 UTC

How much have I missed?

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Glare justashow June 24 2009, 20:22:42 UTC

voice; cal_sitter June 24 2009, 20:27:06 UTC

I saw that.

voice; justashow June 24 2009, 20:30:26 UTC

Good. You were supposed to.

voice; cal_sitter June 24 2009, 20:31:28 UTC

Which part was it for? They haven't cleared me for guessing games yet.

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acceptingeyes June 24 2009, 20:43:27 UTC

Diamond-studded saline drip?

They must really love you.

cal_sitter June 24 2009, 20:49:05 UTC

They insist it's a curse, and they really don't love me.

acceptingeyes June 24 2009, 21:25:10 UTC

Now that's unfortunate.

Although a curse that turns a saline drip diamond-studded would be a very odd one.

cal_sitter June 24 2009, 21:27:09 UTC

I'm not sure of the point of the curse. It's not one I particularly want to understand.

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handsomejack June 24 2009, 21:35:46 UTC

Just remember, the more you fight the rules of the manual, the longer you have to put up with the babysitters.

cal_sitter June 24 2009, 21:37:02 UTC

Every day I will thank what luck I have that you are not numbered amongst my minders.

handsomejack June 24 2009, 21:41:39 UTC

Only because I'm big enough to sit on you.

cal_sitter June 24 2009, 21:43:33 UTC

Sitting on me would accomplish nothing but broken bones on your end.

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winewomenand June 24 2009, 21:41:40 UTC

Fine, fine. Pack your bags and cover your ass. You may move from one austere, sterile environment with white sheets to another.

cal_sitter June 24 2009, 21:42:59 UTC

What did you do? Douse the entire apartment and the cats in bleach?

winewomenand June 24 2009, 21:47:56 UTC

Salome is staying elsewhere for the moment. The other is summarily banned from your bedroom until I take him to a vet and make sure he isn't carrying anything that will give you an additional case of histoplasmosis.

Other than that, your statement is vaguely accurate. Feel loved.

cal_sitter June 24 2009, 21:52:09 UTC

Who did you manage to talk into taking her, and how am I meant to contract histoplasmosis from an indoor cat?

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