186 Near Disasters

[cal_sitter]

Fear of the dark is a basic survival imperative. Human beings are ill-equipped for nocturnal activity. In order to see the world in vivid color, we sacrifice clear vision in low light. Our senses of hearing and smell are on average weak. Most of us pay little attention to what we can feel around us and what it means. It's easier to find a

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[monsterbaiting]

Speaking of what goes bump, any ideas on what that mystery creature might be?

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[cal_sitter]

Remarkably, it didn't sit down and let me take a picture even though I asked nicely.

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[monsterbaiting]

Well at least we know it doesn't have any manners.

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[cal_sitter]

So many mysterious creatures don't, and yet they all complain about how humans behave.

[shutupsammy]

You forgot one thing. Even in the middle of the night, a group of twenty wild dogs can be controlled by one stupid human with a big enough blowtorch.

Fuck yeah, thumbs.

[cal_sitter]

Thank you for sharing the Winchester revision of To Build a Fire. I hope you have a plan for when the blowtorch doesn't work.

[shutupsammy]

That's what the baseball bat is for.

[cal_sitter]

At this juncture I'll be grateful you didn't elect to shoot aimlessly into the dark with a shotgun.

[blackeyedskank]

Well now I feel ~*~informed~*~

[cal_sitter]

Then go do your homework.

[blackeyedskank]

Don't I have to bang the erasers first?

[cal_sitter]

You don't need to bang anything.

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[browning_baby]

On average.

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[cal_sitter]

There are exceptions, particularly in a place such as this.

[repeatshimself]

I personally like the contingency option.

[cal_sitter]

It's worked well for me and mine.

[repeatshimself]

Yesterday's curse was mostly just annoying.

[cal_sitter]

For most of us.