Comments | cal_sitter: 154 Near Disasters

cal_sitter

154 Near Disasters

Jan 20, 2009 20:15

Surviving New York: A Guide for Humans

Get to know your cab driver. If he or she smells of the grave, you are about to become a meal for a revenant or ghul. Aim for the head and find another cab.
The large dog you just passed on the street is not really a dog, and that was not a milkbone in its mouth.
It is a not a coincidence that the man you're ( Read more... )

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justashow January 21 2009, 01:33:32 UTC

That's it. I'm canceling all trips to New York.

cal_sitter January 21 2009, 01:39:04 UTC

Consider the cultural opportunities you'll miss if you do.

justashow January 21 2009, 01:45:54 UTC

Such as getting killed in what sounds like lots of interesting ways?

cal_sitter January 21 2009, 01:49:33 UTC

You'll be fine in the Metropolitan as long as you don't touch anything.

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tothelibrary January 21 2009, 01:51:35 UTC

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Wow.

cal_sitter January 21 2009, 01:55:45 UTC

I do, however, recommend the public library system.

tothelibrary January 21 2009, 01:56:49 UTC

Libraries are always nifty.

cal_sitter January 21 2009, 01:59:40 UTC

Some of the libraries I had access to as a child were less than impressive.

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reginagloriae January 21 2009, 01:55:37 UTC

I thiiiiiink number 14 is kinda universal. Clowns are creepy.

cal_sitter January 21 2009, 01:56:41 UTC

These clowns abduct children for meals.

reginagloriae January 21 2009, 03:10:38 UTC

Proof that clowns are evil.

cal_sitter January 21 2009, 03:13:24 UTC

Clowns are not evil. Monsters dressed as clowns are evil.

handsomejack January 21 2009, 02:04:06 UTC

Regarding number 10 ... it can definitely be done. I do suggest a certain amount of innate stamina however.

cal_sitter January 21 2009, 02:05:48 UTC

I am going to lock the two of you in a room together if he ever comes back. It will keep you out of trouble.

handsomejack January 21 2009, 02:07:11 UTC

Well, we probably wouldn't be trying to break out for at least a couple of weeks. After that, imagine the havoc we could wreck?

cal_sitter January 21 2009, 02:11:01 UTC

You're underestimating the depth of his experience. With any luck, it will take a full month before either of you comes up for air.

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cal_sitter January 21 2009, 02:53:26 UTC

Give me your tired, your poor, your walking mummies yearning to breathe free.

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cal_sitter January 21 2009, 02:58:19 UTC

Cal's, perhaps, but the mummy is an unfortunate truth.

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