Disaster Kitchen strikes again.

[caffienekitty]

Note to self. When cooking bratwurst, remember to poke holes in them with a fork before they've been in boiling water for fifteen-twenty-forty-dunno minutes. The resulting jets of hot grease shooting out everywhere are 1) alarming, 2) bewilderingly long-ranged, and 3) tend to burst into flames when they hit hot stove elements

Comments

[lurkingwombat]

I want to see large fountains of grease and flame but I want to up it and see it done to music ;)
Ya, that's the ticket
hugs

[caffienekitty]

Choreography would be asking a bit much I think. XD

[caffienekitty]

This is another reason I shouldn't cook on days like today. I put those things in the pot straight from the freezer when I got in, spent an unknown amount of time spinning down on the internet before I remembered the blasted things, then went and jabbed them with a fork, hoping for catharsis but getting pyrotechnics.

[caffienekitty]

Indeed.

*hugs*

[noirrosaleen]

*sporfle* oh, kitchen shenanigans. I have a migrating scar that started with kitchen shenanigans... (well, it had help.) I expect LOTS of kitchen shenanigans in a few years when the kitten is old enough to want to "help".

[caffienekitty]

You have a few years in advance to stockpile "help-proof" recipes then!

(I haven't had coffee yet and confusedly thought you were referring to a cat XD)