Sherlock Fanfic: It came from the meme - Gen Friendly
While I've been kind of Generally blocked on the fic side of things due to life and time and stress and the usual things, I have been doing little fictiony things anonymously over on the Sherlock BBC meme, just to try to keep my brain from giving up entirely. These are all gen-friendly and random.
It's Time for Another Challenge Sherlock!
Originally posted here.
A/N: with heavy reference and apologies to YouTuber charlieissocoollike and his commenters
"Why do you people keep asking me to speak with an American accent? Since it seems to have escaped your notice, I'd just like to point out to you that I'm not an American. Nor am I going to dress up like a Snape - whatever that is - and ask children at King's Cross station if they've done their summer work for Potions class. Potions are not science! My scarf is also not the wrong colour. I am not 'cosplaying The Doctor' and if I ever did, I certainly wouldn't get it wrong. Yes, I live with a doctor, yes he's male, and whether we are shagging each other or not is none of your business. Neither of us, alone or together will be going around London offering 'free hugs' to random people in the street no matter how many of you cretins vote up those comments. Yes, this is my real hair colour. No, I am not going to 'VidCon' unless someone is creatively murdered there, and you lot haven't the brain cells amongst you to plan a garden party let alone a non-boring murder. This YouTube channel is about the Science of Deduction. If you aren't here for science or deduction you can sod off."
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Prompt: Sherlock's Purple shirt gets in the wash and dyes John's Jumper pink (not really fic, but someone later on in the thread turned it into fic)
Originally posted here.
I feel more horrified for Purple Shirt than John's jumper. Purple Shirt looks like the kind of clothing that's never been in a washing machine before, a delicate sophisticated dry-clean-only garment. Poor thing's likely traumatised!
John's Jumper however has been around (and around and around) the washer a few times. Pink's not the worst it's been, and it'd be more of a light lavender anyway. Naw, jumper'd be more concerned about the trauma to Purple Shirt. In fact, John's Omnipotent Stripy jumper probably found Purple Shirt in the wash just before the cycle started and wrapped around it to lessen the trauma. That dye-stain is no shame, it's a badge of courage, and honor!
John's not amused? Tough. Humans never really understand clothing drama.
(Someone else wrote larger fic based on this little bit, meaning that's now two fandoms in which I've contributed to the advancement of wardrobe crack.)
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"This is just to say" poem parody
Originally posted here.
I'm sorry I
startled you
and that
my nose keeps
touching your
ketchup.
It's light
it's dark
it's light again.
If you could
keep the door
closed please?
I don't want to rot.
If I go off
please forgive my
odour infecting
your milk.
If you had any
that is.
-Severed Head.
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Prompt: Your favourite recipe as interpreted by Sherlock
Tandoori Chicken and Wild rice
Originally posted here.
First, ignore the recipe. It is merely a concatenation of codified errors. Also there was no tinned cream of mushroom soup in India before the 20th century so it's hardly 'traditional'.
Second, put the saucepan down.
Third, ring up the curry place around the corner. Wait twenty minutes and serve.
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Prompt: One Sentence Stories
Originally posted here.
The seconds between seeing him fall from the bridge and hearing the splash are interminable, but the minutes between pulling him from the Thames and finally, finally watching him expel the water from his lungs in a gurgling rush are more endless than eternity.
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...And a few other things here and there.
Plus one less Gen-friendly one I'll put up here in a separate post shortly, and one big gigundous embarrassing load of crack I'll put up so you can all laugh at me. :-P
It's Time for Another Challenge Sherlock!
Originally posted here.
A/N: with heavy reference and apologies to YouTuber charlieissocoollike and his commenters
"Why do you people keep asking me to speak with an American accent? Since it seems to have escaped your notice, I'd just like to point out to you that I'm not an American. Nor am I going to dress up like a Snape - whatever that is - and ask children at King's Cross station if they've done their summer work for Potions class. Potions are not science! My scarf is also not the wrong colour. I am not 'cosplaying The Doctor' and if I ever did, I certainly wouldn't get it wrong. Yes, I live with a doctor, yes he's male, and whether we are shagging each other or not is none of your business. Neither of us, alone or together will be going around London offering 'free hugs' to random people in the street no matter how many of you cretins vote up those comments. Yes, this is my real hair colour. No, I am not going to 'VidCon' unless someone is creatively murdered there, and you lot haven't the brain cells amongst you to plan a garden party let alone a non-boring murder. This YouTube channel is about the Science of Deduction. If you aren't here for science or deduction you can sod off."
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Prompt: Sherlock's Purple shirt gets in the wash and dyes John's Jumper pink (not really fic, but someone later on in the thread turned it into fic)
Originally posted here.
I feel more horrified for Purple Shirt than John's jumper. Purple Shirt looks like the kind of clothing that's never been in a washing machine before, a delicate sophisticated dry-clean-only garment. Poor thing's likely traumatised!
John's Jumper however has been around (and around and around) the washer a few times. Pink's not the worst it's been, and it'd be more of a light lavender anyway. Naw, jumper'd be more concerned about the trauma to Purple Shirt. In fact, John's Omnipotent Stripy jumper probably found Purple Shirt in the wash just before the cycle started and wrapped around it to lessen the trauma. That dye-stain is no shame, it's a badge of courage, and honor!
John's not amused? Tough. Humans never really understand clothing drama.
(Someone else wrote larger fic based on this little bit, meaning that's now two fandoms in which I've contributed to the advancement of wardrobe crack.)
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"This is just to say" poem parody
Originally posted here.
I'm sorry I
startled you
and that
my nose keeps
touching your
ketchup.
It's light
it's dark
it's light again.
If you could
keep the door
closed please?
I don't want to rot.
If I go off
please forgive my
odour infecting
your milk.
If you had any
that is.
-Severed Head.
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Prompt: Your favourite recipe as interpreted by Sherlock
Tandoori Chicken and Wild rice
Originally posted here.
First, ignore the recipe. It is merely a concatenation of codified errors. Also there was no tinned cream of mushroom soup in India before the 20th century so it's hardly 'traditional'.
Second, put the saucepan down.
Third, ring up the curry place around the corner. Wait twenty minutes and serve.
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Prompt: One Sentence Stories
Originally posted here.
The seconds between seeing him fall from the bridge and hearing the splash are interminable, but the minutes between pulling him from the Thames and finally, finally watching him expel the water from his lungs in a gurgling rush are more endless than eternity.
- -
...And a few other things here and there.
Plus one less Gen-friendly one I'll put up here in a separate post shortly, and one big gigundous embarrassing load of crack I'll put up so you can all laugh at me. :-P