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From Twitter 05-12-2011
- 18:52:14: I don't think I ever understood a junkie's craving for heroin until I got hit just now with this powerful, urgent need for nachos.
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- 18:52:14: I don't think I ever understood a junkie's craving for heroin until I got hit just now with this powerful, urgent need for nachos.
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From Twitter 05-11-2011
- 12:47:14: According to this eye-opening infographic, sitting - not the cunning mountain lion - kills a lot of people. http://bit.ly/j5dWek
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- 12:47:14: According to this eye-opening infographic, sitting - not the cunning mountain lion - kills a lot of people. http://bit.ly/j5dWek
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From Twitter 05-09-2011
- 11:16:09: Monday + Laker hangover vs Tom Jones + Soldier doing "The Carlton" on top of a tank with rockets flying in the back. http://bit.ly/mvNfFo
- 22:39:23: Thank God this game's over soon. I don't think my sanity can take another Haier commercial.
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- 11:16:09: Monday + Laker hangover vs Tom Jones + Soldier doing "The Carlton" on top of a tank with rockets flying in the back. http://bit.ly/mvNfFo
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From Twitter 05-06-2011
- 17:45:03: The optimist in me says the Lakers will win tonight. And if Kuato is wrong, then no pancakes for him tomorrow.
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- 17:45:03: The optimist in me says the Lakers will win tonight. And if Kuato is wrong, then no pancakes for him tomorrow.
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From Twitter 05-05-2011
- 13:38:59: The dog that raided Osama's pad with the SEALs had body-armor-piercing titanium teeth that cost $2000 a tooth. Ouch. http://bit.ly/mCYJoH
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- 13:38:59: The dog that raided Osama's pad with the SEALs had body-armor-piercing titanium teeth that cost $2000 a tooth. Ouch. http://bit.ly/mCYJoH
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From Twitter 05-04-2011
- 17:56:56: The 7 most epic words you will hear today: "Old Man Dance Battle In The Woods." http://bit.ly/iSom0L
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- 17:56:56: The 7 most epic words you will hear today: "Old Man Dance Battle In The Woods." http://bit.ly/iSom0L
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From Twitter 05-03-2011
- 16:38:58: Missed lunch thanks to nonstop meetings. Feeling light-headed but maybe this is an easier way to drop 10 lbs than exercise or dysentery.
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- 16:38:58: Missed lunch thanks to nonstop meetings. Feeling light-headed but maybe this is an easier way to drop 10 lbs than exercise or dysentery.
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From Twitter 05-02-2011
- 12:40:30: @ jaykun Read that Abbottabad was a tourist spot before Osama died. Now I can see souvenir stores there selling bobbleheads with holes.
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- 12:40:30: @ jaykun Read that Abbottabad was a tourist spot before Osama died. Now I can see souvenir stores there selling bobbleheads with holes.
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From Twitter 05-01-2011
- 20:16:53: So instead of hiding out in a cave in Afghanistan, Bin Laden was lounging in a mansion in Pakistan.
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- 20:16:53: So instead of hiding out in a cave in Afghanistan, Bin Laden was lounging in a mansion in Pakistan.