Ways in which to annoy a blonde.

[cadhla]

If you wish to annoy a blonde -- I mean really reduce it to spitting fury -- eat its leftovers from Outback without saying anything, thus not affording it the opportunity to go to the store and obtain something else to have for dinner. Because nothing is funnier than leaving your blonde kneeling in front of the fridge at seven o'clock at night,

Comments

[our_meg]

Was it X who ate the coveted leftovers? Grrr.

My offer to kill and remove the body still stands.

[quintus]

If someone was to tailor my personal hell, it would almost certainly involve a house-share with some of the more inconsiderate scrapings from the genetic tidepool that I've had to cope with...

That and being forced to run roleplaying games for some of the more frothing egomaniacs I used to know.

Using Rolemaster...

And then finding that someone had eaten my leftovers at the end of the game when I am typically famished.

Food thieves must die...

(There are ... measures one can take, but only if there's more than one toilet)

[phantomdancer]

I'm surprised that the individual still draws breath.

[misseli]

How rude.

On the lighter side ... when did you change your name to Daryl Mootz?