Ways NOT to get back to sleep...

[cadhla]

Get up for a pee-break, find roommate lurking in hall. Become convinced in half-awake state that roommate = horrible monster come to rend and devour. Dump buttload of adrenaline straight into bloodstream. Return to bed to hide from horrible monster, get attacked by attention-starved cat.

Get out of bed twenty minutes early.

Mleh.

Comments

[stakebait]

*hugs you*

[cadhla]

Yay for hugs!

Nyssa smells Hazmat on my clothes, and is Deeply Vexed.

[stakebait]

Poor Nyssa. Hazmat misses you. Or is in a relationship with the corner of my french doors. Or wants to kill invisible things. Hard to tell.

[aint2nuts]

Hazmat?

Doncha just love that state between awake and asleep where all things are possible and the normal is turned into the nightmarish?

[stakebait]

Hazel Matilda Pyewacket [my last name], my kitty. Hazmat for short.

[tigerbright]

You win. Though I don't recommend sticking your hands out on your husband's side of the bed such that he sits on them at 3AM, either.

[pbristow]

HORRIBLE ROOMMATE MONSTER: No, I just do the rendering. The devourer doesn't start shift till 7:30, and he's *always* late...

=:o}