Mango Lassi in Strawberryland: A True Story of Prejudice Among Fructose-Americans.

[cadhla]

"But...but why?" asked Mango Lassi, thick, yogurt-y tears rolling down her cheeks. "I thought you liked me! I thought I was fitting in here in Berryland

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[aberranteyes]

...until I scrolled down far enough to see your name, I thought this was a Hitherby Dragons piece.

[branna]

I think my brain just exploded.

[scifantasy]

I'm trying to work in a French Revolution joke here, but it's not quite working out. I'm stuck on the "Reign of Terrorberry."

[vixyish]

Reign of berror?

[lysystratae]

Once again I find myself cleaning coffee off my keyboard...

[ladymondegreen]

*hysterical laughter*