Good point. I must remember that just because I want a horde of flying monkeys to unleash on my enemies it does not mean I need a horde of flying monkeys to unleash on my enemies.
As much as I want one, I know being cooped up in my small place would make a flying monkey unhappy. I'd come home, and there'd be feces flung at the windows, the bananas would be smeared all over my computer, and I'd have complaints from my neighbors.
Well obviously you release them while you're at work! That way you get the chance to proclaim "RELEASE THE FLYING MONKEYS" every single day! ...And then do it yourself, but it's still fun.
...Not that I have flying monkeys. *hides unlicensed flying monkeys*
Whether or not he wants flying monkeys depends, I suspect, on who's in charge of them and how robust their target discrimination is. I'm sure he'd love to command flying monkeys, especially if he could unleash them on whoever compromised his address book. OTOH, random flying monkeys seems to me a recipe for disaster, or at least for flying monkey poop, which I suspect he doesn't need in the slightest.
Yeah, you think if I'd actually been on the same island, even as far-flung as Cardiff, I would have given various people including you a head's up ahead of time.
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Um, not that I've actually done that. Really.
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I really don't need a flying monkey.
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...Not that I have flying monkeys. *hides unlicensed flying monkeys*
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...I'll be back in a few days.
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Glad to know you're not stuck somewhere :)
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*theme now playing in a loop in head*
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