Oh, those stars.

[cadhla]

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Please don't wear a t-shirt that says what I saw on the canary yellow t-shirt of the Japanese tourist at JFK airport: "Sorry, I'm a loser." I also beg you not to read Ethan Trex's book *How to Seem Like a Better Person Without Actually Improving Yourself.* It's very important, in my astrological opinion, that you not

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[the_s_guy]

"Sorry, I'm a loser."

I bet they also had a second t-shirt saying "I think the Latin alphabet looks cool. Pity I can't read English."

[azurelunatic]

Random Shiny: the My Little Pony hoof alphabet: http://community.livejournal.com/conlangs/426026.html

[sifractusfortis]

Cadhla, dear: Given the current unrest in Oakland, will you just post and let us know that you're all right, that you can still get to work despite the BART mess, and that you haven't been kidnapped by dwarves?

--D