Parody: Evil Eyeball (Highway Robbery Remix).

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TTO 'Black Davie's Ride' by Cynthia McQuillin.
I am safe from her wrath.

The evil eyeball is coming for you,
There's not a damn thing that you can do.
He'll get his ring, and the good times are through --
Call it a legend but you know it's true,

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        Evil eye, evil eye, what do you dream?
        Are you an overlord, making them scream?
        Are you the master of all that you behold?
        Or do you dream of a circle of gold?

He had a body before things went wrong,
And he was wicked, and oh, he was strong,
But that was years ago, and the years have been so long,
And now the ring's bound back where it belongs,

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The plans are made and the battle lines are drawn,
He'll win back everything the heroes said was gone,
And all the people of the world will be his pawns,
The night is coming, and there won't be a dawn,

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The plans were perfect, no way that they could fail,
A bitter ending to all their pretty tales...
But now the silver ships off towards the West all sail,
Mordor has fallen, and horrid good prevails,

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