A message to my friends.

[cadhla]

My love for you is komodo dragon love. It is the kind of love that you can only give when you happen to be a fourteen foot long lizard with toxic spit. That makes it very rare and kind of cool, but not if you happen to be afraid of lizards. Or if you have a problem with toxic spit. But because my love for you is komodo dragon love, you are not

Comments

[autographedcat]

I love you too, sweetie. *chomps a goat for you*

[apocalypticbob]

I'd bite a goat for you, too.

[copperwise]

I will bite goats for you any time.

I'll also bite tourists...

[naamah_darling]

The new glasses must be malfunctioning, because at first I read "I'll also bite florists."

Why no florist love, Mia?

*imagines Komodo dragon in a florist's shop*

*cracks up*

Can we replace "bull in a china shop" with that image? Pretty please?

[copperwise]

YES. A komodo dragon in a florist shop...I like that.

[soberloki]

Y'know what? Your readers love you too, dead goats and all.

[science_vixen]

Ooh! wonderful. But can you lay of of the one goat over there, I'm using it for cheese. I'll roll some over when I'm done.

Thanks you :)