Parody: Cryptid Cafe.

Sep 10, 2008 11:47

TTO 'Archetype Cafe.'
Talis is unlikely to kill me, I amuse her.Chessie and Champ said, "It's really a shame ( Read more... )

lyrics, filk

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kyleri September 10 2008, 20:52:18 UTC
Never having heard the name, I had to go look up Spring-Heeled Jack...

...my God, it's a Victorian supervillain!

Can Velveteen fight him? I think I can scrape up $4.11...

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thnidu September 10 2008, 22:23:39 UTC
Love it!
Let's see... Ladies on Weds., Cryptids on Tues., Villains on Thu. (whose is that one?), Felines at midnight (mine)... others?

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cadhla September 11 2008, 02:01:40 UTC
Well, mine are in a different cafe, largely because theirs needs waterproofing...

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thnidu September 11 2008, 18:23:05 UTC
Ah. I was misled by the title, because cryptid includes Bigfoot, Yeti, & Co.

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browngirl September 10 2008, 22:40:34 UTC
For the rhyme of 'legend' and 'comprehend' alone I would love you forever.

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cadhla September 11 2008, 02:01:50 UTC
See, that is good to know.

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hsifyppah September 11 2008, 01:24:20 UTC
THE KRAKEN. WAS MIXING. EIGHT COCKTAILS. AT ONCE.

I am divorcing Joe so that I can MARRY YOUR BRAIN.

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cadhla September 11 2008, 02:02:15 UTC
That works for me! Sorry, Joe. I will treat your ex-wife kindly and with squid.

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dormouse_in_tea September 11 2008, 03:54:36 UTC
I glee at the appropriateness of the icon. Appropriate icons are win!

And now I'm back to giggling about the song.

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tollers September 11 2008, 18:04:21 UTC
Hee! I adore this.

(Runs off to print lyrics and add them to filk book, filed right behind Archetype Cafe.)

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white_jenna September 16 2008, 04:16:35 UTC
Oh, I like this. :)

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