Parody: Hey Ladies (Go-Go-Go Remix).
TTO 'Gone Filkin' by Tom Jeffers.
He won't kill me, he's Canadian.
Hey ladies, come along with me,
Hey ladies, there's a place to be,
Hey ladies, we've made history,
And I think I've found the place we want to be.
Hey ladies, when the story's done,
Hey ladies, when they've had their fun,
Hey ladies, time that we begun,
Hey ladies, let them think they've won --
Chorus:
Oh, when we have our say,
Oh, when we have our day,
Oh, won't you come to stay
Down at the Archetype Cafe?
Hey ladies, peace is hard to find,
Hey ladies, truth is rarely kind.
Joan of Arc's pissed at destiny
Maiden of Orleans, won't you tell your tale for me --
Who dies? Everyone dies. Oh everyone dies.
Who dies? Everyone dies. Oh everyone dies.
Hey ladies, ask Lady Mac,
She says that it's past time that we take things back.
Hey ladies, Helen's lost at sea
Pretty Helen, won't you tell your tale for me --
Where is your heart? Where is your heart, Helen fair?
Where is your heart? Where is your heart, Helen fair?
Oh Helen fair.
Chorus:
Hey ladies, time we took a stand,
Hey ladies, time to make demands,
A hundred stories laid out on the floor,
Sweet Rapunzel won't you tell us just one more?
This house is a very, very, very tall house.
With these princes everywhere
I should have cut my hair,
Now what's a girl like me supposed to do...
Hey ladies, it's a simple thing,
All the fellas, they've had their chance to sing.
Will we get to tell the ladies' side,
The piece of history that's been denied --
With the truth at last be spoken,
By and by, yes, by and by.
There's a better time a'waitin'
When we try to change the lie.
Chorus:
Hey ladies, you're allowed to sing,
Dum de dum de dum de dum.
Hey ladies, rise up as you please.
Circe dear, won't you tell your tale for me --
And I'm banned from Argo in the sun,
Yes I'm banned from Argo for just havin' a little fun...
Hey ladies, got the tables set,
Hey ladies, we can win this yet.
Time's too big, say can't you see,
Many tales, one cause, we'll change history.
Chorus 2X
He won't kill me, he's Canadian.
Hey ladies, come along with me,
Hey ladies, there's a place to be,
Hey ladies, we've made history,
And I think I've found the place we want to be.
Hey ladies, when the story's done,
Hey ladies, when they've had their fun,
Hey ladies, time that we begun,
Hey ladies, let them think they've won --
Chorus:
Oh, when we have our say,
Oh, when we have our day,
Oh, won't you come to stay
Down at the Archetype Cafe?
Hey ladies, peace is hard to find,
Hey ladies, truth is rarely kind.
Joan of Arc's pissed at destiny
Maiden of Orleans, won't you tell your tale for me --
Who dies? Everyone dies. Oh everyone dies.
Who dies? Everyone dies. Oh everyone dies.
Hey ladies, ask Lady Mac,
She says that it's past time that we take things back.
Hey ladies, Helen's lost at sea
Pretty Helen, won't you tell your tale for me --
Where is your heart? Where is your heart, Helen fair?
Where is your heart? Where is your heart, Helen fair?
Oh Helen fair.
Chorus:
Hey ladies, time we took a stand,
Hey ladies, time to make demands,
A hundred stories laid out on the floor,
Sweet Rapunzel won't you tell us just one more?
This house is a very, very, very tall house.
With these princes everywhere
I should have cut my hair,
Now what's a girl like me supposed to do...
Hey ladies, it's a simple thing,
All the fellas, they've had their chance to sing.
Will we get to tell the ladies' side,
The piece of history that's been denied --
With the truth at last be spoken,
By and by, yes, by and by.
There's a better time a'waitin'
When we try to change the lie.
Chorus:
Hey ladies, you're allowed to sing,
Dum de dum de dum de dum.
Hey ladies, rise up as you please.
Circe dear, won't you tell your tale for me --
And I'm banned from Argo in the sun,
Yes I'm banned from Argo for just havin' a little fun...
Hey ladies, got the tables set,
Hey ladies, we can win this yet.
Time's too big, say can't you see,
Many tales, one cause, we'll change history.
Chorus 2X