The fashion industry is a joke being played by evil aliens.

[cadhla]

While walking the streets of San Francisco this morning, I saw one of those painfully praying mantis-esque women -- the ones whose hair doesn't move no matter what you do to them, and whose bodies imply that they haven't even seen a carb without making the sign of the cross since 1998 -- waiting for the light to change. Women like that are always

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[stevemb]

They Walk Among Us.... [ominous music sting]

[wendyzski]

I work on Michigan Avenue and I see a LOT of those women. They frighten me.

[butterflykiki]

You're next

Aieeeeee!

*giggling madly* Best description ever.

[fuzzy_queen]

You are awesome.

I love you.

[capplor]

I've always been (okay, for a long, long time then) of the opinion that such people are the "Playthings of the foolish" which, in turn, makes them worse than foolish.

At least there aren't any of them in MY circle of friends ... are there?