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[cadaverdaddy]

Helloooo~ This is Undertaker~~

You've reached my special box for voice messages. If you wish to speak with me, you may leave one here after the tone. If you do not wish to speak with me, you can as well~~~

It's almost as if you really are speaking to me, yes?

*BEEP*

Comments

[littlest_lord]

Undertaker? I was wondering if you're free. Get back to me when you are.

[cadaverdaddy]

My, the Earl Phantomhive is asking for my time? How could I refuse? What is it that you need?

[littlest_lord]

Just a meeting with you. I've a question or two I wish to ask.

[cadaverdaddy]

There is no other reason, Earl. No other reason. You are always welcome, unless you wish me come your way.

[littlest_lord]

Undertaker. You are invited to attend the Christmas Celebration which will be held at my estate on the 24th of December, midday. Please come dressed nicely. You are also welcome to bring one guest to accompany you.

...

They also must be alive.

That is all.

[action];

[cadaverdaddy]

[[ After this horrible thread. ]]

[With Grell in tow, carefully thrown over one shoulder, Undertaker starts his stroll through the front gardens of the Phantomhive house, bound from the gates. There's still a snicker alive in his chest.]

You need to stop bothering the young Earl so much~~ He take that you have a crush on him~

[action];

[deathknellgrell]

[ Carried. Over Undertaker's shoulder. Leaning on Undertaker's body. Undertaker's hands on his body. Oh. Oh DEATH. This is - excruciating. ]

I... I was just looking for Sebastian. Th-that's all. I promise.

[action];

[cadaverdaddy]

[At least he's not doing anything more than holding the man by the back of the knees with his arm to keep him from falling completely.]

You truly never quit, do you~? Such tireless persistance would be wonderful if used in other fields, Grell~

[action];

[deathknellgrell]

Other fields?

[ Making a half-hearted attempt at struggling. But this only makes it feel as though Undertaker is massaging his legs! URGH! ]

What other fields? I can't reap souls anymore - well, not getting paid to reap souls, rather.

[Text/Letter] - I know you're on hiatus bb, so answer when you can/get back. :)

[impalerprince]

My dearest Undertaker,

I have admired your work for some time, since I have arrived in the city. Always so beautiful and exquisite, my friend. I wish to commission from you a very important piece. One, that I would trust no one else with. I look forward with speaking to you soon.

Your friend,

Alucard

[Text/Letter] omg I flailed when this appeared in my inbox (all my hiatuses are lies, bb)

[cadaverdaddy]

My most delightful Lord Alucard,

How pleased I am that one such as yourself has admired my modest works from afar, I cannot express. It would be a great honor to fashion anything that you, sir, may desire of me. What sort of work were to intending to commission? So that I might bring with me the proper materials for your sampling pleasure, as I do prefer to do business over a proper cup of tea. Wouldn't you agree?

Your dearest -

Undertaker

[Text/Letter] - I couldn't resist bugging him about this <3

[impalerprince]

My dearest Undertaker,

So few truly appreciate those who commit themselves to death such as you. My child is without a proper bed to sleep in when the night draws to an end. I expect only the finest materials and care be taken in crafting this, your newest masterpiece. Provide me with proper notice that I might make arrangements with my Master to have you over to discuss all the finer details.

Your friend,

Alucard.

[Text/Letter] - I'm so glad you couldn't~ <3

[cadaverdaddy]

My delightful Lord Alcuard,

It is what I do and what I forever shall, with the utmost of care and discretion. It will be a masterpiece indeed, like no other, I assure you. Whenever is best for you can be arranged with me, or if you care to iron out the details over letter, that would be acceptable as well.

Your dearest - Undertaker

[viciousbinds]

[voice] YAAAAY~

[cadaverdaddy]

Why hello~ Such events have already taken place, so you need not be worried about disrupting them~

When would be a good time for you, and, of course, what setting?

[viciousbinds]