I need to settle down. Cool it. Take a few deep breaths, count to ten, visualise a beach in Fiji. Ground myself; get back into my body. Let it wash over me. Ignore, ignore, ignore. Chill. Cruise. Relax ( Read more... )

I dare you guys to read this and not feel the need to claw your eyes out. Or hers.

Yet more verification that there really is no lifeguard for the gene pool.

Douchebag.