I'll take that twenty, CKR! CKR, do you need a light? Can I pet your sideburns, CKR? Sure! let's go for a walk, I love walks! Get on the bed? You betcha! Say, you've got such... nice... hands... oh, man, are you killing people again? *sigh*
But really, his hands ALONE could kill. Uh. Which they do in this one, I guess. But I meant more like, because of all that pretty. That's what I meant. *nods*
That teaser pick...it's like he's saying "Come 'ere, Blue. Let's have some fun..." *swoons*
BTW, complaints of him playing yet another serial killer, gets me thinking of what I'd like to see him in...but I got nothing (besides gay porn). I really liked Wilby Wonderful. More like that. Something where it's daylight and you can actually see him would be great too. Can you imagine him in one of those sugary romantic comedies like 'You've Got Mail' or 'While You Were Sleeping'?
OMG. wait. This is a good thread. We should all play. Um... I'd like to see him in something where he seems morally ambiguous, but in the end he helps out the heroes - like a shifty arms dealer or card shark or just the friend that you think is selling them out because of his wicked smirk and double-meaning lines, but then he turns up and saves them by silently taking out the guards because it turns out what he was hiding is he's a secret agent or something. You see what I mean? (...yes, I watch a lot of bad action movies, why?)
Oh. I can see that. Hmmm, bad action movies. He would of course, vanish every now and then, and when he comes back there's always another dead body somewhere. But he's an undercover cop who tries to stop all those murders. *nodsnods* Also, he get shoot in the end, and he almost dies. But only almost, and in the end they're all standing around his hospital bed and the cute girl is flirting with him again and then he makes a lame joke and everyone laughs like it's the funniest thing they ever heard. And then the credits start.
But see, he could be in a romantic comedy as well. He's the hero and the girl is totally in love with him, but she gets married next week, so she doesn't tell him. And he's dressed all in black and he's kinda quiet and weird and doesn't laugh, like ever.
oh, sure! he's shy! he works in a bookstore! or as a computer programmer! he collects comic books! he helps little old ladies across the street but he doesn't know how to talk to children! ...the girl comes in and tells him her troubles about her guy - who's younger and kind of swaggery and probably cheating on her, but she doesn't realize - and he listens patiently and tries to give her good advice, but he's suffering silently, and she doesn't realize it, and...
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You have KILLED me three times now today. THREE.
Aren't you proud of yourself?
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*dances*
*dusts off hands*
My job here is done.
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*weeps a bit as well* Oh, Callum.
But really, his hands ALONE could kill. Uh. Which they do in this one, I guess. But I meant more like, because of all that pretty. That's what I meant. *nods*
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aw, that's too cute. stoppit. now i REALLY want to do the sidekick thing.
*tries to remember and reimagine natural born killers*
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i'll be ok.
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*growls at him, softly*
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or don't.
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BTW, complaints of him playing yet another serial killer, gets me thinking of what I'd like to see him in...but I got nothing (besides gay porn). I really liked Wilby Wonderful. More like that. Something where it's daylight and you can actually see him would be great too. Can you imagine him in one of those sugary romantic comedies like 'You've Got Mail' or 'While You Were Sleeping'?
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But see, he could be in a romantic comedy as well. He's the hero and the girl is totally in love with him, but she gets married next week, so she doesn't tell him. And he's dressed all in black and he's kinda quiet and weird and doesn't laugh, like ever.
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