I ate a strawberry today. First time.

I was behind the soy sauce truck the other day. It's one of those undersized, mini-tractor type deals with a tank fixed onto the back along with some piping which sprays soy sauce out behind it ( Read more... )

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This has got to be the dumbest thing ever.

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulc4mb0t goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Starfighter Pilot.botappa tricks you! You get a moldy pretzel.burstyourbubble tricks you! You get a rotten egg.ladyash gives you 18 light blue cola-flavoured pieces of taffy.oochie83 tricks you! You get a broken toy car.pantala ( Read more... )

I just bought Jenny some Hanukkah socks for 10 dollars! Isn't that crazy? She just like, took my credit card and bought herself some Hanukkah socks! What a fucking creep! I haven't been used like that in a while. It was nice ( Read more... )

I just had the weirdest night... I don't really want to write about it but I want some sort of record. Ask me about it sometime...

I'm going to be in Athol this Friday night/weekend... I have to take care of Maddy while my parents are gone. Anyone want to do anything? Anything involving televised fighting cars? Hm?

I suppose this is my first really real update, after Jenny was nice enough to write my first one for me. How bored did I have to be to actually update? I've been at work for over an hour and only had one phone call. Only three hours to go! Yawn. Yeah, I knew writing that would make the phone ring. Hold on. Ok, I'm back. Someone forgot their ( Read more... )

So this is my first entry...ever! I succumbed to the peer pressure and got a stupid Live Journal even though this whole idea kind of makes me sick. If you know me, super. If you don't know me, maybe you could get to know me...but you better not fall in love with me because I'm wicked gay. I'm just kidding, I'm not gay at all. I'm just pulling your ( Read more... )