All right you turkeynecks, I'm gonna teach you how to do The Crusher

[c3rp1n_t4xt]

First you take your fist
And you put it on your waist
Then you squeeze your partner's head
Until she's blue in the face!

Do The Crusher, you turkeynecks!
Everybody's doin' it!

Ok, that's about enough of that. In case anyone was curious about the three remaining Garbled Song Lyrics (which are here), I'll tell the answers

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[c3rp1n_t4xt]

LOL at Sucks Total Ass. Yeah, Sucks Total Ass doesn't get you much of a raise. Even with Sucks Partial Ass you only get a 2% raise. So I'm pretty happy with what I got. :-)