Hey Jealousy...

[c0rporatewh0re]

i swear to god, if i see one more happy fucking couple, i'm going to be forced to bust some skulls. i picked up courtney from applebees today where she was having dinner with *victor* who she hasn't seen in ages cause he lives in florida, and they were all cuddley and snuggly and it was just one big lovefest, and really, really special. really.

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[vtjerseygirl03]

dude. you think those suck. here's my dumb ex-boyfriends IM profile:

Anyone wanna live in Va Beach? I have this kick ass apartment with an open master bedroom for $408/month plus utilities.
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Distance doesn't exist if you can't get the person out of your head!;-)
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First Lieutenant
Boarding Officer
Search and Rescue Officer
Helicopter Control Officer
Boat Officer on board the......
USS Barry DDG-52
Strength and Diversity
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Apt (***) ***-****
Cell (***) ***-****
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Virginia Tech Alumnus Class of 2003
Juxtaposition, German Club, Gregory Guard, Corps of Cadets...best time of my life!
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YNSBYI guess NSB is the new girlfriend. PUKE. who brags all that shit on their fucking PROFILE? "Distance doesn't exist if you can't get the person out of your head" ? i hope he didn't come up with that on his own, cuz it's the stupidest fucking thing i've ever heard

Haha

[c0rporatewh0re]

omg, that's awesome...people suck so much. especially people who feel the need to broadcast their pathetic love lives to everyone on their buddy list. and the person getting married: way to make the rest of us feel lonely and inadequete, thank you so much for that.
and i have no sympathy for people who put "doesn't life suck" poetry and crap on their profiles. if your poems are that awful and depressing, you don't deserve to be with anyone.
psycho-long comments are awesome too, so that's ok. :)

[sharranzaalnek]

I thought steve might swing that way...

[vtjerseygirl03]

i think shaine is a chick

[calic0jack]

only with you, david

Hey there,

[fleur422]

at least we'll always have the military ball, ma petite choue. I'm sorry it couldn't be more, I just can't bring myself to commit! Forgive me, darling.

Besides, I'm as single as you are. Oh well, we'll have more fun in Disney.

Re: Hey there,

[c0rporatewh0re]

my little cabbage...i love it.

[loserishgirl]

its ok leah, there are plenty of single people in the world, just um, good luck finding them! haha! oh brb i just got a text message from anthony. ~away message~ i love anthony! hes the love of my life blah blah blah and so on and so forth with the loving text....ok im back, he just wanted to say hi and see what we're doing today. ok bye!

Cosmically Unfair

[headcleric]

Sucks being single in a world chuck full of love and furbies and shit...S'goon to know im in the same boat with ya. Hell, if it makes ya feel any better, If we werent awesome friends, Id take a stab atcha. heh heh...stab. Decent Innuendo.

Karma is Broken

[c0rporatewh0re]

John, i love you. you're the coolest thing ever. (haha, stab.)